無礼面！
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Published on: 2026.09.24
Description
江戸で活躍する長唄連中（バンド）その名も無礼面（ぶれいめん）！ほとんど吹けない尺八を持つボーカルの泪川 涙（なみだがわるい）と、琴を改造したエレ琴（キン）グⅡ（ツー）を弾く濱河 佐賀郎（ひんがさがろう）、沖永良部島（おきのえらぶじま）出身の三線弾きの地味な少年へのへの茂平次（もへじ）の三人が織りなすドタバタギャグコメディー。
Dialogue in this work
Page 1
- Morning Activities and THE END
- Bureimen!
- Terumi Kojima
Page 2
- Bureimen's mornings start early────
- Everyone!
- Thanks for coming to Bureimen's secret guerrilla live today...
- Thaaaaank yooooouuuu!
- Rui Namidagawa
- Moheji
- Sagaro Hamakawa
Page 3
- Tips for us today, too!
- Keep 'em coming!
- Morning guerrilla lives are one of Bureimen's main sources of income.
- Mohe, your solo!!
- You got it!
- Saga! Ele-koto-ing II!!
- SOUND
- BLAST
Page 4
- Hey, you guys!
- I'm taking you in for the crime of super-early-morning public nuisance!!
- This is bad! Let's bolt!!
- Well then...
- Now that we've safely shaken off those okappiki underlings...
- How about a morning bath?
Page 5
- Whoa...
- This here is what they call a zakuroguchi.
- So this is an Edo bathhouse...
- Bathtub
- It's pretty dark in here... There's only one small window.
- This water is really hot!!
- It's slippery, so be careful.
- It's designed to keep as much steam inside as possible.
- Originally, they were steam baths.
- The water temperature back then was around 47-48 degrees Celsius.
- Thinning your skin in scalding water is the mark of a true Edoite.
Page 6
- But...
- A morning bath is such a luxury...
- What are you talking about?
- The water in a bathhouse is filled in the morning and isn't changed even once all day.
- Which means, by evening, the water becomes...
- Morning baths are the best!!!
- ...thick and murky with man-juice...
- It's standard practice to rest on the second floor after your bath.
- It's also a kind of social hub for the town.
- Huh...? Saga, aren't you getting in the bath?
- I'll rust.
- Oh...
- Yeah...
Page 7
- He just said something incredible so casually...!!
- BODY PAINTING!
- I can't get in the bath because my karakuri parts would rust.
- Those tattoos...
- ...you painted them on?!
- Wow, this automatic fan that Saga made (with a small Elekiteru inside)...
- From now on... I'll mass-produce them more cheaply... for both rental... and purchase...
- It's been a huge hit at bathhouses all over Edo!
- Wa ha ha ha ha!
- You're a great businessman!
- Saga's a real whiz at business...
- Raking it in♪ Making a killing
- Alright, we've had lunch...
- Time for a nap! A nap!
- The afternoon is free time. Everyone can do their own business or practice.
- Guess we'll head back to the nagaya.
Page 8
- Hey, you...
- Your shamisen looks hard to play. Want me to attach a shoulder strap for you?
- Ah,
- Thank you very much.
- You know, Rui's shakuhachi...
- But still...
- Saga is such a kind person...
- I'm a little impressed.
- By the way... I've never actually seen our leader play the shakuhachi.
- Is he any good?
- Can he even play it at all?
- ...
- Ah... you're...
- You two are friends, right?!
- Hey, Rui!!
Page 9
- Today's the day!
- I shall have you reveal the secret of your shakuhachi's tone!
- Self-proclaimed: Rui's rival. Master of the hichiriki. Kan Kai.
- You again...
- However...
- There must be some kind of trick to it, mustn't there?
- There's no secret.
- I'm a genius, so it comes out naturally without any effort.
- That peculiar tone is not something one can produce simply by trying.
- There is no trick.
- Because I'm a genius.
- Then how do you produce that bizarre sound?
- Since I was a child, I have been called a prodigy...
- ...and I have excelled at playing all manner of instruments, but...
- Your shakuhachi's tone is the only one I cannot comprehend! It is a profound mystery...
Page 10
- SHUT UP!
- ut up...
- Wha...
- Hitting someone with an instrument is just wrong as a human being!!
- Listen up. A shakuhachi is made from old bamboo that's been dried for one to five years.
- After the oil is removed and it's roasted over a fire...
- Which means it has considerable strength.
- It's hard, so it's fine to hit people with it!
- That's why a shakuhachi is—
- That's not fine!
- GAH!
Page 11
- I wonder if I can really make it in this band... The leader is so strange...
- Bureimen's Nagaya
- Hey, you!
- I attached a shoulder strap to your shamisen♪
- H-He really is...
- Saga is such a kind, gentle, and good person...!
- If he's here, maybe I can stick it out a little longer...
- Hm?
- What's this button...?
- Oh, that.
- I also gave it a demonic modification while I was at it♪ I installed a small missile launcher.
- ?!
- The End
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