#即オチ2コマ劇場
自宅を不良女子に占領された話

第一話

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Published on: 2026.08.29

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Page 1

  • I have a secret I haven't told anyone.
  • And that is...
  • that my room's window, by a stroke of luck, faces the school grounds.
  • That's why I can relax in my room all by myself during break time.
  • My high school life has gone beyond just winning; it's a guaranteed victory...
  • ...or so I thought.

Page 2

  • Until I was found by the delinquent girl from my class.
  • The delinquent who speedran getting suspended by starting a fight on the day of acceptance announcements, Asahina Asahi.
  • What? You wanna hit?
  • I'm sorry.

Page 3

  • It all started a few minutes ago—
  • Just as I was about to enter my room during lunch break like I always do,
  • I was found by her, who was secretly smoking...
  • Hey, I'm thirsty. Got anything to drink?
  • I won't snitch about this place, so...
  • She just waltzed into my house like she's the hero of an RPG...
  • Do you even know where you are?
  • This is my house... With just one word from me, I could have you charged with trespassing!
  • But, well... I'll let it slide just this once...
  • Mmm, just put it there.

Page 4

  • Hey, Komoru.
  • And what's more...
  • There's no cleansing oil in the bathroom. What's up with this house?
  • She even called her friends over...
  • Having committed every grooming violation imaginable, the apology letters she's written could fill an entire novel. Abiru Rei.

Page 5

  • What's 'Komoru'?
  • Because he's Tateya Komoru. So, Komoru.
  • Huh, I didn't know.
  • Going into the house of someone whose name you don't even know... that's scarier than being a delinquent.
  • Oh, whatever.
  • I'm having a full set delivered to this address, so make sure you get it.
  • It's not like you're my live-in boyfriend.
  • Ugh, your reactions are so weak. It's boring.
  • I'm bored. Guess I'll look for some porn mags.
  • Nah, kids these days probably have digital stuff, right?
  • Ahaha, just like Asahi.
  • Huh?
  • She means an e-cigarette and e-books...?

Page 6

  • Ugh, so noisy.
  • Be quiet.
  • I can't get a deep sleep.
  • Don't try to get a deep sleep during lunch break!
  • Sleepy...
  • She's there for morning roll call, but gone by first period. The master truant, Izayoi Konoka.

Page 7

  • Aah... my sofa smells like a girl...
  • Oh, the bed's free.
  • Mmm... it's still warm...
  • The culprit is nearby.
  • She said something like a detective and then fell asleep...
  • Ooh, found a game! Konoka, wanna play together?
  • Ehh, but I'm sleepy.
  • My device is out of battery, so I'm borrowing an outlet.
  • My paradise is being invaded...

Page 8

  • At this rate, my home is going to become a hangout spot for delinquents—

Page 9

  • No, don't give up... This is my house...
  • At school, I can barely ever say what I really want to,
  • but at least in my own house, I have to be honest...!
  • That's enough!
  • That's...
  • This room is the only place where I belong...!
  • So please, I'm begging you, get out!!
  • Huh? Were you, like, not okay with this?
  • If that's the case, you have to tell us.
  • Wait, you actually understand if I just talk to you?
  • Guess it can't be helped.

Page 10

  • There. Forgive us now.

Page 11

  • ! What is this... sweet smell...
  • Do girls really smell this good...?
  • No way, this isn't compensated dating. There's no way I'd forgive you for something like that.
  • You'd go that far just to charge your vape? You're such a nic-fiend.
  • Shut up! It's the only thing I could think of!
  • Besides, it's a flavor stick, so there's no nicotine in it!
  • Huh?
  • Heyyy.
  • He's dead.
  • Oh, his thumb is sticking up.
  • Don't say 'sticking up'!
  • This means he forgives us, right?
  • Dammit... I'm such an idiot...