Dialogue in this work
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- Excuse me—could you please open the door?
- Who would show up at this time of day?
- It's such a shame, even though we finally have a break from university.
- I just moved in next door.
- Oh, thank goodness.
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- I'm here to get your sperm!
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- Eek!
- Please open it!
- Please open it!!
- This is like a scene straight out of an erotic manga...
- I don't recall inviting anyone like that.
- Did it not come across that I meant sperm?
- Sperm? Semen?
- Patience...
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- Thank you very much!
- You mentioned you just moved in next door, but where did you live before?
- In the end, I ended up inviting them into the house...
- They don't seem to be from around here though.
- Yes
- Rim is from the year 2204 AD... which means
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- I came from 180 years in the future.
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- Can you leave once you've had your drink?
- Please, I really want you to hear me out until the end!
- The era I come from... 180 years in the future.
- The declining birthrate was rapidly reducing the population.
- Combining the best genes with each other globally.
- The initiative to produce efficient and resilient offspring has begun.
- The resulting genotype of the partner that was deemed most suitable for me was
- It turns out that they are a very rare and unique presence.
- It's hard to believe just like that, but...
- Could it be that...?
- Exactly!
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- Mr. Yuta Hofei
- It's the genes you possess!
- ...Even if that story is true,
- Why bother going back years to take it from me when you could just get it from the descendants of that time?
- I'm sorry, but unfortunately, your genes didn't get passed on to the next generation.
- Because you are
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- Because I'm going to die a complete virgin.
- spontaneous
- Virgin...
- Yes, that's why I came to this era, where Hotobi-san's reproductive abilities are considered the highest.
- That's why
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- This way, please!
- Feel free to come straight to the point!
- Let's go!
- ...
- No way, I just can't do it.
- Why is that?
- It's a bit of a problem to spring that on me all of a sudden.
- To begin with, I...
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- I'm only interested in two-dimensional worlds, you know.
- In the two-dimensional world... well, my favorite is 'Eternal Yururi-chan,' a Vtuber. So she's technically 25? But she's almost like she's in the 3D world, you know?
- Either way, real women are a pain in the ass, a fucking snail, and a waste of time.
- Ah, I see, we didn't have that information.
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- I didn't think he was an old type of erectile nudist with a big mouth and a strong sexual propensity. I didn't realize he was a nerd.
- Don't make it sound like that.
- But don't worry!
- I've brought a fantastic item from the future just for you, Hotobi-san!
- even
- Is this some kind of future sex device?
- That might be a bit interesting...
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- Retro!
- What's going on here?
- May I ask about the summit...?
- Here.
- I cut a hole in the crotch of this tapestry and attached it...
- Stop it!!
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- You never know!
- It's a dive from Kiyomizu Temple!
- You're so persistent...
- Are you also seeing someone else?
- No, this is my first time.
- !!!
- I know it's not my place to say, but
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- Isn't that something you do with someone you like?
- ...Oh, I'm sorry, that's right.
- I've read it before.
- In this era, the concept of 'romance' still exists, doesn't it?
- Documents?
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- As I mentioned earlier, in my era, the focus was on leaving behind the most suitable descendants.
- The opponents are chosen entirely at random by the system.
- There are no emotions stronger than the desire to pass on our genes.
- ... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Why?
- Yes
- So as long as Mr. Hotobi ejaculates, LIMU has no problem.
- Come over here right now with a bang!
- Here you go!!
- That just makes it even more discouraging...
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- Why is Mr. Hotobi a virgin who can only get erections from two-dimensional women?
- Do you have any ideas or suspicions about this?
- Can't you put it a bit more delicately?
- ...
- I'm pretty short, aren't I?
- So, back in the day...
- Well, if I had to guess...
- A lot happened, you know.
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- The one that saved me.
- So, it was 'Eternal Yururi', huh?
- I see.
- In this era, that's become the standard for judging a person's character, hasn't it?
- It's really strange, I can't even imagine such a thing in my time.
- Well... um, it's not just that, of course.
- I am---
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- I haven't met them yet, though.
- I understand that Hotobi-san is a wonderful person.
- and they gave it to me.
- Above all, I could feel the kindness from the tea that Hotobi-san brewed for us.
- Even a hardcore old-school virgin, who is a creepy otaku!
- Hey!
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- Please go back.
- Even if we set aside the whole 2D vs 3D debate...
- There's no way I can handle doing anything with someone I just met.
- There's also a live stream.
- What!
- That's exactly what I'm talking about, Hobbit-san!
- You're saying that on purpose, aren't you?
- So, the bucky-doodle-doo...
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- Aaaah!
- Ouch...
- S-sorry..
- I'm okay...
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- That's good to hear.
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- Aaaahhh!!!
- I-I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to pull you!
- No, it's me who should be apologizing.
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- What's going on, what's going on, why so much?
- My heart's racing.
- Could it be that this is...
- Arrhythmia!
- Are you okay?
- As long as you're not hurt, it's all good---
- Ah!
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- Yururi-chan's acrylic standee!
- Youuu!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
- I'm never gonna get a boner from you.
- Absolutely not!
- What a wonderful person
- I take it back!
- even
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- I'm sorry, Hotobi-san.
- I need your sperm.
- Until the day you get an erection.
- Is it alright if I keep waiting?
- Do whatever you want.
- Yes!
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- And so began the bizarre life of me and my neighbor who's after my sperm.
- By the way... just wondering, how much do you need? Like, how many times or how much?
- That's a lot!
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