#ギャグ
滞空時間の長い勇者の話
20
Published on: 2026.03.27

Description

繰り出せ!協力必殺技!仲間との絆パワーを魔王に叩き込め! というフリから始まる純度100%のショートギャグです。叙々苑行くか〜 --- 2023/2/19のコミティア143で頒布した同人誌です。

Comments

0

Dialogue in this work

Page 1

  • Heh heh heh... What's wrong, heroes?
  • The likes of you and your power are useless against me, the Demon King...
  • Grh...
  • RUMBLE...
  • And we came all this way...
  • Warrior
  • Hero
  • What do we do...
  • Cleric
  • Damn it...
  • Thief
  • If it's come to this...
  • I'm using my ultimate move!!
  • !!!
  • Let's go, you guys!!!
  • Take this!!!

Page 2

  • Combination Sword Technique: Ultimate Braver!!!
  • The Story of a Hero with a Long Flight Time

Page 3

  • Allow me to explain!! The Combination Sword Technique: Ultimate Braver is...
  • ...a move where the entire party pours their energy into the Hero after he leaps into the air.
  • This imbues his sword with immense power, which he then slams down on the enemy from above! It is the ultimate sword technique!! The enemy will die!!
  • Lend me your power, you guys!!!
  • !!!

Page 4

  • U-Umm...
  • Sir Hero?
  • What is it?
  • Well... my staff is missing... Have you by any chance seen it?
  • Sold it.
  • You sold it?!
  • Yeah, well, there was this watch I really wanted. It's not even a piece of equipment?!
  • A cleric's weapon can be pretty much anything, right? It makes no difference.
  • Here, just use that iron pipe you found over there. (lol)

Page 5

  • --Huh!?
  • Huh!?
  • Hero, what did you just say?!
  • I mean, you're a 'Thief'!!
  • That basically makes you a criminal, doesn't it? (lol) Anti-social, anti-social! (lol)
  • No, being a Thief doesn't mean... that's not what it is... Stop calling me anti-social!!
  • Hey.
  • Hey, Hero!!
  • What the hell is this about?!
  • Why do you keep draining the bathwater right before I'm about to get in?!
  • How many times does this make, you bastard!!
  • Huh? My bad, my bad. (lol)
  • You stink whether you take a bath or not, so it makes no difference. (lol)

Page 6

  • Maybe I'll sell that armor of his, too.
  • UWOOOOOOOOOH!
  • The power...!!!
  • It'd probably sell for a high price. (lol)
  • I mean, we're the Hero's party, aren't we?
  • And he should really do something about that stuffy armor. (lol)
  • People who go against public order and morals are a bit... (lol)
  • ...is surging...
  • Huh...?
  • Nothing's happening...
  • Wait, this is bad...!!
  • The stage for the final battle...
  • I can't control my posture...!!
  • The footing is so unstable!!

Page 7

  • ... Umm...
  • What should we do...?
  • Well... I mean... in the first place...
  • Iron Pipe ->
  • Iron Pipe ->

Page 8

  • To begin with, he was the one who started picking a fight with me for no reason...
  • Huh?! The Demon King?! You're the Demon King?! You look so evil! (lol)
  • That's it, I'll just beat this guy and get famous!! I'll just spread it all over the net that you're the bad guy. (lol)
  • Huh...? Is that true?
  • Yes, it's exactly as I said...
  • Then... is there any reason for us to be fighting?
  • Umm... I'm terribly sorry for everything up until now.
  • No, no, we're the ones who should be sorry... Oh! As a sign of our reconciliation, would you like to go get something to eat?
  • Oh, well then, how about some yakiniku?
  • That sounds wonderful!
  • Let's go to Jojoen!
  • Delicious meat saves the world—!