#子育て#メイドロボ
メイドロボララバイベイベー
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Published on: 2026.03.27

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メイドロボが子育てをするお話を起点に、いろんな出来事が起こる物語です🤖 果たしてなぜメイドロボが子育てしてるのか…?ご主人は何者なのか…? 4コマというフォーマットの中で全力で暴れ切りました。 メイドロボララバイベイベー、名前だけでも覚えて帰ってください、メイドロボララバイベイベーをよろしくお願いします! --- 2023/5/5のコミティア144で頒布した同人誌です。

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Dialogue in this work

Page 1

  • Nice to meet you. I am JUPITER-04, MD Type, version 1.42.984.
  • It is a pleasure to be of service.
  • That's a mouthful... Can I just call you 'Yupi'?
  • Master.
  • Are you often told that you misjudge social distance?
  • Starting today, you'll be raising a child for one month.
  • Child-rearing...!!
  • May I take childcare leave?
  • What the hell?!

Page 2

  • Let me introduce you.
  • This is Io. You'll be taking care of her from now on.
  • Daaahhhh!!!
  • She is cute...
  • Io, I'll be taking good care of you from today on.
  • My name is Yupi.
  • Oh, so you're okay with that name.
  • ...Can you really take care of a child?
  • How rude! It is true that this is outside my specialty, but I have prepared by asking my senior for advice.
  • ...Senior?
  • See, like this. ChatGPT said...
  • First, get completely naked, slap your own butt with both hands, roll your eyes back and shout 'It's so utopian it's shocking! Sho-'
  • That's what happens when you ask it a weird question and get a nonsensical answer back, you idiot!!
  • Tell me the secrets to raising a baby. I want something easy, like a life hack.

Page 3

  • Waaaaahhhh!!!
  • Oh my.
  • She might be hungry... Try making some milk and feeding her.
  • Understood.
  • It is ready!
  • Wait, wait, wait! No matter how I look at it, isn't that boiling?!
  • [Adjust to a temperature that does not feel hot when dripped on the wrist.]
  • That is what was written...
  • Yes. It is not hot.
  • Are your temperature sensors and AI even working, you piece of junk?!

Page 4

  • After drinking some properly warmed milk, she calmed down.
  • Man, Io really is cute, though.
  • Agoo...
  • I wonder what her first words will be.
  • Ah...
  • Agoo...
  • Ooh... ah...
  • !
  • She looks like she's about to say something!!
  • Daa...
  • Ra...
  • Nn-o-ra...
  • You can do it, you can do it!
  • Just a little more!!
  • ORA

Page 5

  • According to a book I read, this is how babies are supposed to cry.
  • PIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
  • KEKKEKKEKOKKOKKO
  • PIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAH
  • Also... according to a book I read, this is how babies are supposed to burp.
  • PSSSHHHHHH!!!!
  • BUBOGWERROGEBUUUUUN

Page 6

  • Oh yeah, Yupi, could you try singing a lullaby?
  • A song... you say?
  • Yeah, yeah. I'll send you the sheet music data.
  • Download complete. I will now sing.
  • Cradle Song
  • SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Wait, wait, wait, wait! What is this overly aggressive noise music?!
  • Well, it is because you were cheap and installed a low-grade model of software in me, so I do not have a singing function.
  • Ahhh... I guess I didn't get any of the optional features...
  • SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • It is said that a moderate volume of noise has a soporific effect.
  • Well, all's well that ends well.

Page 7

  • According to a book I read, babies are calmed by a gentle, red light.
  • Apparently, it's because it resembles the inside of their mother's womb.
  • Also, they feel safe when they hear a sound like the quickening in the womb,
  • and dolls are also said to have a calming effect.
  • Taking all of that into account, I have created the ultimate sleep-inducing doll!
  • That's terrifying!!!

Page 8

  • By the way, Master, why don't you try playing with Io as well?
  • Huh? Me?
  • Giggle
  • Giggle
  • Umm... well, first I'll try holding her...
  • ...No, that's impossible with this body.
  • Umm, I can't play 'airplane' with her either...
  • Ummmmmm...
  • ---And this is the solution you came up with?
  • I'm a toy...
  • I'm a ball-shaped toy...
  • Giggle giggle

Page 9

  • Today, I shall read a book to Io.
  • Agoo~!!
  • Jupiter. Jupiter is one of the largest planets, located in the outer solar system. Its diameter is approximately 11 times that of Earth, and its mass is approximately 318 times that of Earth. Jupiter is also one of the four gas giants in the solar system, composed mainly of hydrogen and helium. Jupiter's atmosphere is characterized by striped patterns observed around its equator. These patterns are formed by atmospheric circulation caused by Jupiter's rotation, and...
  • Is that an encyclopedia?
  • Pick a book that actually has pictures!
  • ...And so, I have borrowed a book with pictures from your luggage, Master.
  • Agoo~!!
  • Eek! W-What are you doing, Haruto! I-I'm sorry, but I just can't help it... I want you, Yuina...! Gch Aah! No... not here... touch touch touch touch
  • Wait, wait, hold on, seriously, wait?!

Page 10

  • Peek-a...
  • Boo!!
  • Agoo-ah!!
  • No, no, that's just scary!!
  • Hee hee... When I'm with Io, a month goes by in the blink of an eye.
  • Yeah, you're right...
  • Tomorrow makes one month.

Page 11

  • ?!
  • A power outage?!
  • What happened...?!
  • Could it be...?

Page 13

  • ---One Month Ago
  • Jupiter Exploration Ship JUPITER
  • Critically damaged due to collision with an asteroid.
  • Warning---Further travel is hazardous...
  • Dammit!! We were so close to reaching Jupiter...!!
  • What is this...?!
  • It seems we've had the bad luck of wandering into a high-density sector of the asteroid belt!!
  • What did you say...?!
  • At this rate...
  • We'll be lost in space...!!

Page 14

  • Attention, all crew!!
  • Evacuate this sector in the escape pods!! I will pilot this ship to Jupiter alone!!
  • Wha...
  • Captain, what about you?! You have to go with your young daughter...
  • No!!
  • The escape pods have a strict one-person capacity!
  • More occupants means more oxygen consumed, which shortens the time limit.
  • Besides... as captain, it is my duty to get this ship to its destination.
  • Now hurry!! Everyone, get to the escape pods!
  • We'll rendezvous in one month!!
  • This ship will also head to the rendezvous point, but I'm calling for rescue as well, just in case!
  • As long as one of us can salvage you, that's all that matters.

Page 15

  • It's okay... The escape pod is equipped with 'her'.
  • Jupiter Arm: Possesses both precise movement and overwhelming power.
  • I'll leave things to 'her' while I provide support remotely with a small terminal.
  • I'll try to act as normal as possible, so as not to worry my daughter...
  • Jupiter Legs: Jet propulsion enables extra-vehicular activity.
  • She was originally a unit for extra-vehicular activity... but I'll have to count on her excellent learning AI.
  • Jupiter Head: A revolutionary AI equipped with a self-learning function that allows it to grow.
  • I'm counting on you.
  • Jupiter Maid Outfit: Simply the developer's hobby.
  • JUPITER-04 MD Type

Page 16

  • ---And we were only one day away from the rendezvous...
  • To think an asteroid would hit the escape pod, too...
  • Current flight speed is... practically zero.
  • The power systems are completely down...
  • Is this the end of the line...?
  • I suppose it can't be helped...
  • Deploy!!
  • Extra-Vehicular Activity... EVA Mode!!
  • Well then,
  • I'm heading out.
  • Io.
  • Aba?

Page 17

  • If I push this ship directly from the outside, I should be able to generate enough thrust to reach the salvage point...!!
  • It's dangerous... but I'm counting on you!!
  • Yes!
  • DANGER!
  • Upi...
  • A-pi...!
  • Upi!
  • Huh...?
  • Upi!!
  • Could it be that Io...
  • Spoke...?!
  • I will absolutely...
  • I will absolutely save you!!

Page 18

  • Okay... my pace is good...
  • At this rate, I should be able to make it to the salvage point...
  • ?!
  • Wha...!!
  • Don't tell me this is also...
  • A [high-density sector] of the Asteroid Belt...!!
  • Gah...!

Page 19

  • Ghh...
  • Koff...
  • My arm...!!
  • With my one remaining arm,
  • can I make it...?
  • Yupi!!
  • I'm here to help!! Just a little more! Hang in there!!
  • Master...!!
  • The two of us will definitely save Io!!
  • Yupi!! The two of us will definitely save Io!!
  • GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Page 20

  • ---It's okay.
  • We gave it enough thrust... We're out of the danger zone.
  • The pod will reach the mothership in two hours.
  • That's... good...
  • Yupi... you're Io's savior.
  • No matter how many years it takes...
  • I promise I'll come back to this sector to get you.
  • Thank... you... very... much...
  • One last... thing...
  • May I... ask... just one... thing...?
  • Yeah... what is it...?
  • Books like that are bad for a child's development, so you should probably hide them somewhere out of Io's reach...
  • That is not at all what this moment was about!!!

Page 21

  • Escape pod recovered!! Vital signs confirmed!!
  • Health check, all green!!
  • It seems they rendezvoused safely...
  • The Master's 'drone' seems to have completely shut down...
  • ...You've worked hard until now.
  • Ah...
  • If I can ever meet Io again someday...
  • I'm sure she will have grown so much more...
  • I, too, must...
  • show her... how I've... grown...
  • Loading data from memory.
  • Activating self-learning function.
  • Adding new abilities...

Page 22

  • ---Jupiter Exploration Ship JUPITER
  • Arrived in the designated sector.
  • Commencing search for target.
  • This sector is finally peaceful.
  • It took a while, but we finally made it back...
  • Is she really in a place like this?
  • She's definitely here!
  • But...
  • The question is whether we can find her---

Page 23

  • Hm...?
  • A voice transmission...?
  • This is...
  • A lullaby...?!
  • It's Upi's voice!!
  • Alright, there it is...!!
  • Target found!! Full speed ahead in the direction of the transmission!!
  • Hurry, hurry!

Page 24

  • Slee... eep... my...
  • Slee... eep... my...
  • Maid Robot Lullaby Baby
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