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異世界に召喚された勇者キャンディちゃんがアイタタタ王国を舞台に無双する痛快異世界ファンタジー！
ただ…この異世界における魔法の源「魔素」はなんと痛風の源「プリン体」だったのだ！！
プリン体高めのダメダメな生活を送っている魔素（プリン体）量が高めの勇者キャンディちゃんと魔王軍との決戦の火蓋が今…落とされる！
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Page 1
- Long ago, an evil Demon Lord devised a scheme to captivate people's hearts. Meat so savory it danced on the tongue, fish so rich its sweetness lingered. Fine wines captured hearts, never letting go. These foods and drinks ensnared people's desires, driving their appetites and providing blissful satisfaction.
- However, hidden within this deliciousness was a concealed suffering. This was the magical purine body. Once inside the human body, it transformed into uric acid. The acid accumulated, forming painful uric acid crystals. These crystals resulted in the dreadful disease known as gout.
- Seeing people suffer from gout brought joy to the Demon Lord's heart. The allure of deliciousness and the agony of gout bewildered the people. Ensnared by the Demon Lord's culinary temptations, people gradually succumbed to gout, leading lives filled with sorrow and pain.
- ...or so the author believes to be the cause of gout. Damn it... Demon Lord! Unforgivable! (Excerpt from 'Magical Purine Body and the Cursed Disease' published by Family Restaurant Life Publishing, edited by Sapuri Yamaguchi)
Page 2
- Episode 1: Hero Candy Stands in Another World
- The Demon Lord's army is attacking!
- Run for your lives!
- Don't worry!
- We're fully prepared!
- P-Princess Pudding!
- Let's go!
- Please, Hero!
- Sigh...
Page 3
- Yesterday, Princess said she'd treat me...
- So I drank a ton!
- Thanks to that, I've got a full-blown gout attack!
Page 4
- Isn't being summoned to another world...
- Supposed to make me super strong or something?
- Gahahaha!
- What's up with that hero?
- He's got a bum leg!
- Get him!!
- It's not an injury...
- This leg...
Page 5
- It's called gout!!
- Remember that!!
- Crystals born from the depths of my flesh...
- Obey my will and become arrows of light...
- Against our enemies
- And then...
- Bring ruin upon them!!
Page 6
- The Hero's magical essence...
- It's gathering...
- Into crystals!?
- The agony of gout...
- Suu...
- I'll teach it to you too!!
Page 7
- Gout Magic
- Agony Strike
Page 8
- A...Amazing...
- So coo...♡
- He took out the Demon Lord's army in an instant...
- Let's explain! The source of gout, purines,
- is actually the magical essence in this world!
- KENICHI SASAKI, also known as Hero Candy,
- was summoned here because of the amount of magical essence in his body!
- That's why he was brought to this world!
Page 9
- *Distilled spirits have fewer purines, but it's best to avoid alcohol altogether!
- If I'd known this...
- I would've chosen a highball over beer.
- Hero!
- Wow! Such a cool guy!
- Thank you so much!
- Hey...
- Stop it, you guys!
- Even the wind hurts like hell!!
- Hurry up and send me back to Japan!!
- Will Hero Candy return to Japan?
- Nobody knows.
Page 10
- This is Sapuri Yamaguchi, reporting with gout. That thing where even blowing on it hurts. It was seriously incredibly painful.
- Uric acid accumulates in the body, crystallizes, and causes inflammation in the joints, especially the base of the big toe.
- I’ve heard that staying hydrated and exercising is good, so I’m doing my best to prevent a relapse! It’s been really hot lately, so everyone, make sure to stay hydrated! It’s not just gout; there's heatstroke to worry about too! Anyway, stay tuned for next week’s episode of Gout Hero!
Page 11
- Episode 1.5: Princess Pudding's Secret
- Hero Candy!
- Want to try the new beer?
- Princess... You...
- Trying to challenge me again...
- You're trying to give me gout, aren't you!? No way... oh, come on...
- Um...
- I wish I could see the heroic you from that time again...
- ...that's a secret...
- Yeah! That's right!
- Well, I don't dislike your honesty!
- I was a bit happy when he said he didn't dislike me.
Page 12
- Chapter 2: The Day Hero Candy Came to Another World
- One month before Episode 1...
- Sigh...
- Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- Right now, I am...
- To counter the Demon Lord's army's invasion
- - Chomp chomp... Ah!
- Heh... I underestimated you...
- Summoning the hero from another world
- But...
- I am...
- Actually...
Page 13
- Men make me so nervous...
- I'm really bad at this...!!
Page 14
- I wonder if I can talk to him properly...
- What if he's a scary person...
- I wish it were a female hero...
- I can't help but feel uneasy...
- Huh?
Page 16
- A gentleman...?
- Which one...?
- Huh? Where am I?
- Still making you do this...?
- Are you drunk...!?
- Well, it doesn't matter!
- Let's drink some more!
- Hey, you over there!
- Eek!?
Page 17
- Why the long face?
- Got something on your mind?
- Huh...?
- Just let it all out...?
- Because...
- The more you vent your worries and post-drink vomit,
- the better you'll feel...
- ...
Page 18
- With this person...
- I might be able to get along just fine...!
- The next day
- An immense amount of magical energy!!
- He got a severe gout attack
Page 19
- I love beer! I'm Sapuri Yamaguchi. When I first got gout, I loved snacking on sweets and having a beer after work. Since then, I've made a rule for myself: 'No drinking alone at home!' But my relaxed rule is 'As long as it's with someone, I can drink as much as I want.'
- So my usual desire to drink often explodes! I end up drinking a lot... and of course... I just have to order beer!
- !? What a turn of events
- Soju or highballs are better for gout! But... I just can't resist beer...
- There's even a theory that beer isn't the main cause of gout! Oh, I wish it were true...
Page 20
- Chapter 3: Hero Candy's Strategy Against the Demon Lord's Army
- Ouch Ouch Castle
- Demon Lord's Army Countermeasures Headquarters
- Th-this is...
- The Hero's strategy against the Demon Lord's army...?
- That's right!
- Phew...
Page 21
- More, please!
- Princess Pudding...
- This... is this really a strategy...?
- A feast of epic proportions!!
- Look!
- The Hero's magical essence!
- Huh?
- !
Page 22
- What!? Hero!
- Re-casting Candy MP 120000
- Such immense magical power...!!
- Hero, would you like some snacks from our allied nation?
- Oh! Thank you so much, Princess!
- The next day
- Ugh...
- I've been hit again...
Page 23
- You planned this, didn't you... Princess...
- All units, disperse!
- We won't let this happen like last time!
- Charge!!
- Male Candy, Real Name: Kenichi Sasaki Status: Gout
- From the depths of my body...
- When you guys show up...
Page 24
- Excruciating Strike [Disperse]!
- I need to...
- Improve my diet...
Page 25
- I'm Sapuri Yamaguchi, and I love to eat! When you get gout... everyone looks up the purine content in food, right? But often the values are per 100 grams, and who eats just 100 grams of beef in one sitting? Or only 40 grams of beans? And who eats 100 grams of dried bonito in one meal? So, I found a chart of purine content per serving! Yay! But... it calculates 150 grams of beef per serving... sometimes you eat more, right? No! If you're watching your purine intake, you need to hold back a bit!
- Cheap, delicious, and lowers uric acid... Someone tell me what to eat!
Page 26
- Chapter 2.5: Princess Pudding and the Gentlemen(?)
- Hero!
- Beer and snacks!
- Oh gosh, thank you, thank you!
- k.
- Both the Princess and this world are the best!
- The Princess, who has trouble with men...
- ...is being so proactive!?
- Princess!! Keep it up!
- We're cheering for you from the shadows!
- I want to be the wall for her!
Page 27
- Chapter 3.5: Their Determination
- Princess!!
- I want to fight like the Hero!!
- I'll fight too!
- I want to unleash the Zukkyun Cannon!
- Princess!!
- Alright then
- Magic infusion!!
- Bitter
- Seems like beer was a bit too soon!
Page 28
- Chapter 4: Blazing Hero Candy
- Oh no...
- I can't believe it...
- This is...
- The real...
- Me...?
Page 29
- Hero Candy (Real Name: Kenichi Sasaki)
- Adopting a vegetable-centric diet
- Quitting alcohol & exercising
- Was becoming healthier!
- Hero... your magical essence has drastically decreased...
- Hero!
- As a thank you for always protecting our kingdom, we have a gift for you.
- A present
- What is it?
- No way!
- Is this... could it be...
Page 30
- Where's the Hero!?
- It's the Demon Lord's army!!
- I've heard the Hero is low on magical essence now!
- I'll take you down, Hero, as the Demon Lord's general Kalamarie!!
- Princess...
- You planned this from the start, didn't you...
- You must be the Hero...
- Wha!?
Page 31
- This time...
- I won't forgive you...
- E: Sauna Hat Status: Gout
- Let me explain!
- The gift was a sauna room!
- When the body's water content decreases and blood concentration increases,
- The risk of gout attacks rises!
- Sauna enthusiasts,
- Make sure to stay hydrated!
Page 32
- Defeated the Demon Lord's general Kalamarie!
- I feel so empty...
- Like an empty salmon bento box after eating the salmon,
- After the battle,
- All that's left is emptiness...
- But my skin looks great!
- Really?
- Then I totally forgive you!
Page 33
- At the time of writing, the magical essence level was around 87,000
- "Mi
- Maybe that's what it was about... so I wrote about it
- "Da Saji Jōsui
- Saunas feel great, but remember to hydrate during and after!
- Everyone, drink plenty of water!
Page 34
- Chapter 4.5: The Blazing Demon
- Princess...
- You...
- ?
- You've created something...
- Absolutely diabolical!!
- Beer after the sauna...
- It's pure evil...
- Hero Candy's "MP has increased!▼
- You're really into it, Hero!
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