#美少女#ラブコメ
怪しい壺買ったら、中から美少女が出てきた話。
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Published on: 2024.09.24

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Page 1

  • This is tough.
  • My room has turned into a garbage dump...
  • 30 years wasted away.
  • I fell asleep holding my smartphone.
  • I accidentally swiped and ordered a weird pot...
  • I thought it was the figure I ordered and opened it.
  • 20,000 yen gone—
  • Is this the end result of beating 2,999,999,999 other sperm...?
  • Sorry, other sperm.
  • Uh... um,

Page 2

  • Nice to meet you, I'm Aya.
  • Are you my new master?
  • No... I don't think so.

Page 3

  • I'm not an illusion!!
  • I'm the genie of this pot.
  • I grant one wish to the owner.
  • What is your wish, master?
  • A... a wish.

Page 4

  • No, that's not it!! What is this, a dream...?
  • I can't make sense of this at all!?
  • And my room is a disaster! No one's been in for 10 years, so there's 10 years' worth of... stuff...!!
  • Need some tidying up?
  • No, it's fine!! Just stay put!!
  • Don't worry, it won't count as your wish.
  • That's not the issue!! And if possible, could you stay outside!?
  • I didn't know I could clean like this...
  • Thanks to the genie, I saw the floor for the first time in 10 years.

Page 6

  • I accidentally bought a weird pot the other day.
  • But that's just another common mistake for me.
  • But it caused a change in my life.

Page 7

  • A genie of the pot? What's that?
  • And why is she so cute...?
  • Aren't genies usually bearded old men from Arabia?
  • I lent her a hoodie to cover up, but why does she wear it so provocatively...?
  • Read the room, please.
  • ...Is she... flirting...?
  • Whoa, no!! This isn't good for my mental health.
  • I can't even freely use the bathroom or do my... business at home!!

Page 8

  • This is the only place on Earth where I have control.
  • A place I won't let anyone invade.
  • I'm going to ask her to leave.
  • Hey!
  • Hey, you!
  • Yawn...
  • Yawn...!?
  • Sorry, you weren't making any wishes.
  • So I fell asleep...

Page 9

  • Ugh... you're so loud... can't you be a little more serious?
  • Don't fall asleep in a grown man's room!!
  • I'm dealing with... all sorts of stuff here!!
  • Why are you more relaxed than the guy who lives here?!
  • All sorts...? What do you mean by that?
  • All sorts means all sorts!!
  • Please do tell me! I can make all sorts of things happen!!
  • Like I could say that!!
  • I've always picked the natural, soothing type of heroine in games...
  • But in reality, it's nothing but nerve-wracking... The embarrassment is my only salvation!
  • I can't choose the natural, soothing heroine anymore...
  • I guess I've grown a bit... mentally?

Page 10

  • I've been avoiding this competitive society,
  • trying to protect my small sense of self-worth.
  • But ever since she showed up,
  • with her perfect face, style, and voice...
  • my world has shrunk from a six-tatami room to the size of a toilet!
  • And that's not all.
  • Look,
  • every time she looks at me, I feel like I'm going to explode from embarrassment.
  • I've even caught myself looking at diet websites...
  • A "wish"...? Of course, I have one.
  • But there's no end to it, so just leave me be!!
  • I guess I'll just have to ask her to leave...
  • Huh?
  • Something smells burnt.

Page 11

  • Ah... Takashi-san,
  • Wh-what should we do about this?
  • What are you doing?!
  • A-are you okay?! Did you get burned...!?
  • Oh no~ I'm sorry.
  • You always eat cup noodles,
  • so I thought you'd appreciate some homemade cooking...
  • Huh...

Page 12

  • Homemade cooking? This is...
  • It's a rolled omelet...
  • Actually, I'm a bit of a failure as a genie...
  • I'm really bad at magic too.
  • So I thought I could serve you in some other way.
  • Se-
  • Serve...
  • No, that's not it!! It's fine, really!!
  • I can't relax with you around.
  • Please, just go home!

Page 13

  • I'm so sorry!! Please just smash the pot and toss it out the window!!
  • I... I'm sorry!
  • L-look! I don't know how, but
  • You can make an omelet like this...
  • See!!
  • It's delicious!!
  • Wow, that's actually pretty good...
  • I might have a knack for cooking.

Page 14

  • I ended up playing games all night...
  • My life has turned into just numbers on a screen again.
  • It's not like I'm bothering anyone...
  • But there's this vague, inexplicable guilt just lying there.
  • Of course, there are times I want to break free...
  • Wondering if it's okay to end my life like this.

Page 15

  • Thanks for staying up so late.
  • That was an interesting game, wasn't it?
  • Whoa!?
  • Why are you awake!?
  • You could've just gone to sleep.
  • Hehehe...
  • You never know when a wish might come up!
  • I'll be here as long as Takashi-san is awake!
  • I... I was a burden.
  • Trouble.

Page 16

  • Beep beep beep beep beep
  • Ta... Takashi-san!!
  • I've decided to go to bed early and wake up early.
  • What's going on?
  • At this hour?
  • It's nothing...
  • What!! Why?
  • You can just sleep.
  • I can't do that!!

Page 17

  • I've heard exercising can help spark ideas!
  • A wish might come to mind!
  • She's a good kid, a bit naive though...
  • It feels great, doesn't it, Takashi-san!
  • Y-yeah.
  • I haven't been to the park in the morning since summer break in elementary school...
  • Hmm.
  • I've lost a bit of weight.

Page 18

  • Hmm...
  • You've been a big help.
  • !
  • Finally gone, huh?
  • Oops... I sometimes forget you're around.
  • Takashi-san seems a bit guilty...
  • I wonder what's wrong.

Page 19

  • Aya's Big T-Shirt Mission!!
  • I figured it out!! Takashi-san was sad because his favorite T-shirt was torn!!
  • If I fix it, Takashi-san will be so happy!
  • That's amazing, Aya! I'm tempted to make a wish now.
  • I've got a backlog of wishes, let me make more!
  • Wow, Takashi-san is being proactive!!
  • Perfect!! Aya, you're a genius!!

Page 20

  • What is this?
  • I messed up...
  • Well... I'm not even sure what you were trying to do.
  • It was Takashi-san's precious T-shirt.
  • I thought you'd be happy if I fixed it...
  • No way.
  • It's not like it was important. I just wore it until it tore...
  • You can throw it away, it's just a rag!!
  • Oh...
  • Uh...
  • I'm sorry...
  • Uh...

Page 21

  • I just... wanted to make Takashi-san happy.
  • W-Wait, don't cry. I'm sorry.
  • Let me see it for a second...
  • I feel like we can still use this somehow.
  • What is it?
  • It's a rag.
  • I couldn't restore it, but...
  • Your cutting made it possible to make this...
  • Takashi-saaaan!
  • What are you doing?
  • I thought I'd adjust the curtain length while I'm at it.
  • Honestly, it's been bothering me for a while...
  • I realized I don't mind detailed work.

Page 22

  • Huh...? Takashi-san?
  • He's not here...
  • Hey, newbie!! Stop dawdling!!
  • Y-Yes!!
  • Hey!! You messed up the products!!
  • Low sugar and no sugar!! Can't you read the kanji?!
  • Yes.
  • Don't just say yes! Can't you handle such a simple task?
  • I'm sorry.

Page 23

  • Reality is just like this...
  • It's the price of running away for 10 years...
  • It won't be easy to make up for it.
  • Takashi-san! Welcome back!!

Page 24

  • Great job today! I made dinner and waited for you!
  • I never thought microwave rice could look so appealing...
  • For a moment there, I thought I saw an angel—no kidding.
  • Oh, stop it!
  • Look! It may not be perfect in shape...
  • But at least it didn't burn to a crisp!
  • It's all thanks to you, Takashi-san!
  • I've been watching your skills all along!

Page 25

  • You know... I'm really not that amazing.
  • I just acted confident because you praised me.
  • At best, I'm average, with more flaws than strengths.
  • You're amazing!!
  • Takashi-san, you really are incredible.
  • You always cheer me up and work so hard!
  • You're great at making omelets and even sewing!
  • No matter what anyone says, you're amazing to me.
  • Aya, your omelet was incredibly salty, but...
  • It was the most delicious thing I've ever had.

Page 26

  • I'm home.
  • Welcome back, Takashi-san!
  • You must be tired from work!
  • ?
  • Takashi-san!?
  • A-are you okay?

Page 27

  • I'm fine. You should go back to the pot, just in case...
  • There's no way I can do that!
  • I'll take care of you!
  • Leave it to me!
  • I brought some ice water!
  • Let's cool your head with this...
  • Ah!
  • Well... it cooled me down quickly, at least.
  • Takashi-saaaaaan!!
  • But working until I got a fever...
  • That's a first for me...

Page 28

  • Who knew that accidentally buying a pot...
  • Would lead to something like this...
  • I had given up on everything...
  • Just afraid of dying...
  • Spending my days realizing my life was slowly ending...
  • But thanks to her, things are changing...

Page 29

  • I messed up...
  • I wanted to make egg porridge, but it turned out all lumpy...
  • It's tasty.
  • And if you add chicken stock and pepper...
  • Fried rice!! Wow.
  • I'm sorry, I ended up not really taking care of you...
  • I've realized that Aya's presence is the greatest nourishment...

Page 30

  • Here's your paycheck!
  • Your probation period ended last week,
  • so your salary is going up.
  • You've been making fewer mistakes, and you're really diligent.
  • I'm counting on you from now on too.
  • A cake shop?
  • I've been around here for years and never noticed it.
  • I wonder if she'd be happy if I bought something like that...

Page 31

  • Whaaaaaaat!?
  • W-w-what's all this!?
  • Well... you've always been there for me,
  • and you took care of me when I was sick.
  • Th-th-thank you... but are you sure!?
  • Are you sure!?
  • Yay!!
  • I didn't expect you to be this happy.
  • Let's dig in!!
  • ...
  • ?

Page 32

  • Um... Takashi-san, I need to talk to you.
  • Sure, just don't spit it out after putting it in your mouth!
  • I was really happy about the cake, but...
  • Um... if you were to give me something, then...
  • maybe a wish...
  • I would love for you to make a wish.
  • Sorry... you're right.
  • I've been keeping you waiting all this time, haven't I?
  • Oh... no, that's not what I meant.
  • If anything, I've been the one causing trouble.
  • I've been feeling guilty about it.

Page 33

  • ...
  • Hey, Aya,
  • can you grant any kind of weird wish?
  • Huh?
  • W-well, I'm not very good at magic, so I might mess up, but...
  • Of course! I'll do my best to grant it!
  • If you don't want to, you can refuse...
  • ...um
  • I want...
  • something to prove you were here.
  • I want proof.
  • ...What?

Page 34

  • Wh-What do you mean by proof of my existence?
  • Just what it sounds like.
  • Ever since you came, I've discovered so much about myself.
  • Things I never thought were connected to me at all...
  • If I hadn't gone on morning walks with you,
  • I wouldn't have known there was a park near my house.
  • And if I hadn't thought about you on the way to the station,
  • I wouldn't have noticed the cake shop there.
  • Even if it was in my sight, I didn't recognize it.
  • You appeared, and my world changed.

Page 35

  • Recently, I've even set a goal for myself.
  • I want to open a diner.
  • A diner that serves delicious omelets.
  • So, does that mean...
  • you're saying I'm too bad at cooking to help?
  • No, that's not it!!
  • If I wished for the shop to open,
  • I might end up wishing it wouldn't come true.
  • ?
  • Even if you grant my wish and disappear,
  • I want to remain who I am now.

Page 36

  • Here,
  • I saved up my part-time job money to buy this.
  • I want to record that having you here wasn't a lie.
  • So I can rely on it whenever I feel lost.
  • It doesn't need to be any special magic.
  • Just record our life together until the memory is full.
  • That's my wish.
  • Takashi-san...

Page 37

  • !?
  • Wh-What are you doing!!
  • My hand slipped.
  • Huh!?
  • Isn't it okay to do it here?
  • To record it here...

Page 38

  • Hey Takashi,
  • How about spending the whole day together?
  • Actually, I've started going to school...
  • I'm sorry...
  • School?
  • You mix it by cutting the egg whites sideways.
  • Make sure not to make it frothy...

Page 39

  • That's amazing!!
  • C-Can I try it!?
  • Actually, trying out what I've learned is helpful...
  • It's a big help to be able to test it out...
  • It's so delicious!
  • Takashi-san, you can definitely open a shop!!
  • I've just started learning, so there's a long way to go.
  • I want to properly train at a restaurant too.

Page 40

  • But are you really sure about this?
  • You don't need to find a new master?
  • I should be the one asking you that.
  • I've been nothing but trouble for you...
  • Even this time, I messed up with your T-shirt, Takashi-san.
  • It's fine, don't worry about that.
  • I'm always like this, ending up annoying my master...
  • But Takashi-san, you always give me another chance, and I'm so grateful.
  • I promise I'll improve!!
  • I haven't broken a single plate this month!

Page 41

  • So, please, until then...
  • Until I become a fully-fledged spirit, I hope you'll let me stay.
  • Look,
  • bamboo shoots.
  • Take as much as you like.
  • If my support is enough for you,
  • I'll always be here to help.
  • Takashi-saaaan!!
  • Hey! Don't hug me like that!