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警備員は辛いよ。お仕事エッセイ。
原作 雪乃下土筆
作画 夢宇津々カノン
Dialogue in this work
Page 1
- Ahem...
- Hello everyone. I am the author.
- First, please allow me to read a disclaimer.
Page 2
- This work is a piece of fiction. I will not acknowledge any deeper meaning. The reason is so I don't get sued!
- It is not related to any actual events.
- Nor does it have any political agenda.
- None at all.
Page 3
- Therefore, even if you sue, claiming this story is true, you won't win in court.
- I will not be deleting this manga or taking it down.
- Victory in Court
Page 4
- Well then, allow me to guide you all into a mysterious and wondrous world.
- Something's... off.
- Something's... off.
Page 5
- This is not what they told me!!
- At the briefing...
Page 6
- Work for 24 hours, then get two days off!!
- There's no easier job than this, right?!
- That's what they said, but...
- AKI!!!
Page 7
- You damn idiot! Drop dead, you moron!!
- The daily barrage of yelling.
- Poop-kun.
- Childish harassment.
Page 8
- But more than anything...
- My masterpiece...
- ...of pretending to be asleep...!!!
Page 9
- Don't you pretend to be asleep! How dare you be so disrespectful to your superior?!
Page 10
- This break time is a total drag!!
- So the other day, I went to a brothel, right?
- The moment she saw my face, she was totally put off.
Page 11
- I was so damn pissed off.
- The nerve of that idiot...
- Who the hell does she think she is?
- I gave her an earful right up until my time was up!
- A woman has no right to be so damn cheeky.
- Her sniveling was so disgusting.
Page 12
- We taught her how harsh the real world is for free! If anything, she should be thanking us, right? ♪
- She's just a woman, she's got no right to be so cheeky.
- This story...
Page 13
- That poor girl!!
- What part of that story is supposed to be funny?!
- All they ever talk about is pachinko and dirty jokes...
- Gambling and brothels.
- I can't listen to this... I'll pretend to be asleep. Earphones, I need my earphones...
Page 14
- AKI!! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!
- It's a great story, isn't it?!
- I even dumbed it down to your level.
- Oh crap, he's talking to me!!
- That's hilarious... (haha).
- Like hell it's hilarious, you moron!
Page 15
- Isn't what he's thinking the complete opposite of what he's saying?
- His attitude is so damn annoying.
- He's so obvious about it.
- Don't you have any intention of showing your superiors some respect?!
- When I was a junior, I would never have copped an attitude like that!
- And don't you dare pretend to be asleep while sitting there!!
- You suck at your job, so you should be studying up instead!
Page 16
- Dammit, I threw up again... I need to calm down.
- EMERGENCY EXIT
- I've been in here for almost five minutes. If I don't get back soon, I'm going to hear about it.
- Ah, ah, testing, testing.
Page 17
- That voice...!
- The one they call Angel.
- We will now begin the training broadcast.
- Angel's broadcasts are the only thing...
- Good work, everyone!
- ...that brings me peace.
Page 18
- Good work, everyo—
- We apologize for any inconvenience.
Page 19
- What are you doing?
- Shut up, just shut up.
- Something to get off to tonight.
Page 20
- This is so disgusting!!!
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