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やしろあずきがインターネットで描いている漫画をまとめてこう…こうしてこうやってまとめたお得なまとめ本です！
Dialogue in this work
Page 1
- The Mother's System
- I just can't get motivated to do my homework...
- For my lazy son, I have a plan.
- I've created a stamp card system!
- Wha... What is that!?
- Every time you do a homework or chore, you get a stamp.
- Wow!! What happens when I fill it up!?
- Well, when you fill all the stamps...
- ...you get a brand new stamp card, in a different color, for free!
- Wow, that's amazing!! I want it!! I'm gonna do my homework!
- It wasn't until I was older that I realized I gained nothing from this stamp card.
- I want it so baaaad!
Page 2
- A common advertisement trick.
- Turning off the lights in my room...
- Whoa!
- Hehe... You accidentally pushed me instead of the switch, didn't you?
- Why are you suddenly here, Mom!? Move, I can't reach the switch!
- Alright, let's get the bathroom lights...
- Whoa, there she is again!
- What the heck!?
- It's like those ads that suddenly pop up from above!
- Ahhh, I get it... So annoying!
Page 3
- On weekends, it's common to hear about mothers vacuuming outside their kids' rooms to wake them up.
- In my house, when I wouldn't wake up...
- Mom would burst in and vacuum me directly.
- Wake up.
- Aaaahhhhhhh!
- But...
- Aaaah... Huh...? Wait... something...
- This feels kinda nice... I could get used to this...
- Oh no... My son might develop a weird fetish...!
- No more vacuum attacks, ever!
- If you want to sleep, just sleep!
- I finally won against Mom.
Page 4
- A family quarrel.
- A big fight with Mom.
- Why do you spend all your allowance on online games?
- I want to level up!
- Level up in life first.
- The next day at school.
- Whoa, what is this!? My lunchbox is so fancy...!!
- Is this Mom's way of apologizing...? Even though I did something wrong too...
- I should properly apologize when I get home...
- Whoa, Yashiro, what is that? Are you eating poop!?
- Hey everyone, Yashiro brought poop!
Page 5
- Inappropriate
- When I was a kid, I had a curfew.
- I'm home... Whoa, scary!!
- You're late!!
- There were times when I'd come home late after stopping by somewhere on my way back from cram school.
- Honestly... I think we need a penalty for breaking curfew!!
- A... penalty?
- That's right... if you miss curfew, then...
- I'll print out your PC history and post it on the living room wall!!
- Noooooo, I don't want thaaaaat!
- I'm back...!! Made it...!!
- Just in time!! I was about to print it!!
- I started obeying the curfew.
- That was close.
Page 6
- Inappropriate
- As a child, Grandma explained the Obon festival to me.
- Our ancestors ride cucumbers as horses and eggplants as cows to visit us.
- Hmm... but they don't seem very fast, do they?
- Can I modify them a bit for a more comfortable journey, Mom, Grandma?
- Sure, a little modification should be fine!! Go for it!!
- Modify...?
- I think he means something like adding wheels!!
- Will that be okay...?
- It'll be good for his creativity!!
- Mom, Grandma, look, look, look!!
- Ta-da!! It's merged with Thomas the Tank Engine~~!!
- We could just put it on the altar like this.
- Put it back to normal right now, you little brat!
Page 7
- Birthday
- Near my birthday
- Yayyy! Buy me presents, a game console, and this, and that, and everything!
- If you ask for too much, the curse of the presents will activate!!
- Huh!?
- A... spending limit!?
- It's a curse where I have to use my lifespan to pay for the extra!!
- Whaaat...!? No way.
- It's a curse, so it's true!! If you ask for too much, I'll die!!
- No, don't die.
- No, I will die!!
- So? What do you want for your birthday?
- Huh?
- My expectations plummeted.
Page 8
- As long as you don't die, it's fine.
- There were times when I just couldn't do the exercises everyone else could.
- Aaaaaaaaah!
- Aaaaaaaaah!
- What's the matter!? Are you going to die if you can't do it?
- Are you going to die!?
- Uh... no, it's not like I'm going to die...
- If you're not dying, then it's okay if you can't do it!
- Instead of whining, why not find something else you can do? I'll be taking those dirty magazines from your room.
- My dirty magazines...
- And so, in my search for something else to do...
- You can go die lololol. You too!
- This thread is trash. Seriously, what the heck.
- Speak Japanese, will ya?
- Haha, okay.
- I got hooked on 2channel when I was just an elementary schooler.
Page 9
- Yashiro discovered that Santa was actually his parents.
- Santa is just Mom and Dad! I already knew that!!
- Santa exists!!
- No, he doesn't!! Just admit it!
- Santa exists!!
- Alright, I'll show you Santa next Christmas!! Is that okay?
- Alright, you're serious about this!
- On Christmas Day...
- Time for dinner~...
- There's a stranger in our house.
- Sigh... why do I have to do this... geez...
- Damn it...!!
- With a sloppy plan of dressing a grumpy relative I don't even remember in a Santa suit and leaving him in the house, I was utterly defeated.
Page 10
- Chuunibyou and Mother
- During my chuunibyou phase, I got really down when my relatives mocked the dark emblem I drew on my arm with a marker.
- Sigh... what's wrong with me... Am I really that weird...? Is this look lame...?
- Weird? More like you're a total disaster!
- The end!! Finished!!
- A disaster...!? Damn it.
- It's all part of growing up!! Everyone goes through it!
- ...Well, you know, I used to call myself 'Apple Sweet Princess' back in the day.
- Apple Sweet Princess!? Hahaha, no way!!
- Hahaha, Apple Sweet Princess! Hahaha, no way!
- Apple Sweet Princess! Apple Sweet Princess! Hahaha!
- I'm gonna kill you, you brat!
- Wow, it's the Apple Sweet Granny! Hahaha!
- I was killed.
Page 11
- Karaoke with Mom
- Karaoke with Mom
- What was that song you were singing earlier?
- Oh, it's a song from an anime.
- Is that so! It's a great song!
- I'm going to karaoke with my friends next time, maybe I'll sing it then!
- No one will notice! I'll sing a young people's song and impress them!
- Are you sure it's okay to sing an anime song?
- Impress them!? For what reason!?
- A few days later
- Alright... let's sing then...!!
- Dear Mom, I forgot to mention that on some machines, the song plays full anime visuals.
- I'm really sorry for not telling you.
Page 12
- When he was young, he often lost things.
- Oh no, I left my umbrella somewhere!
- ...
- I can hear the umbrella's voice.
- Huh?
- It's saying, "Why did you leave me...? We were always together on rainy days, I'm so sad... why...?"
- Stop it... you're making me feel bad! My heart hurts!
- Alright, I got a brand new umbrella!
- ...I can hear the umbrella's voice again!!
- What!? But it's new!
- The umbrella says, "We meet again... Don't lose me this time..."
- Aaaaahhh, that's creepy!
- Thanks to Mom's "talking lost items" technique, he seems to have misplaced things less often.
Page 13
- Back when he used to play online games with voice chat
- Alright!! Everyone, follow me, the leader of the Thunder Skull Gang...!!
- Yes!! Dark Leader!!
- Lead us, Dark Leader!!
- Alright, let's go...!! Taste the Iron Clad of Darkness and Light!! (He used to say this every time he used a skill)
- Okay, the next enemy is...
- Oh, wait... Mom... I'm in a call right now...
- How many times do I have to tell you, stop being so loud every night!
- Wait... I'm in a call, everyone can hear this...!!
- In a call!? I don't care! You're the one being loud every night... it's your fault, Tak-kun!
- You should be ashamed, Tak-kun!!
- Waaaah— My name... you... stop it, old hag!
Page 14
- You're playing games all night, that's why you dream about going to the bathroom and wet the bed, even as a middle schooler, Tak-kun!!
- Aaaaaaaah, just shut up, old hag!!
- And so, his guild members found out everything, including that he lied about being a college student.
- Tatchan Leader, ready for a guild battle? w
- Tatchan Leader, shouldn't you be going to bed soon? w
- Tatchan Leader, are you okay with the bedwetting!?
- After being teased endlessly, he made sure to play games quietly at night.
Page 15
- When I was in middle school, I once declared to my mom that I refused to go to school.
- I'm just gonna play online games forever, so I'm done with school!
- Oh, really? Go ahead!
- Huh... you're okay with that...?
- In that case, I'll go to school for you!
- What!?
- I'll attend every day, take classes, and even join club activities in your place.
- Roll call number 30, Yashiro~
- Here I am!!
- Are you serious?
- I'll even chat with your friends every day and make an effort!
- I'm going to school!!
Page 16
- Total lower body destruction
- I used to have a hard time with bidets.
- I've never used one, and I don't want to! I'll go naturally! You... you poopy old lady!!
- What did you say?
- At Yashiro's house, the toilet remote is attached to the wall.
- If you detach it from the wall, you can control it from outside! (Still don't know why)
- Sudden bidet attack (strong)
- Nnnnnnnnnnnn
- Aaaaaaaaah
- Aaaaah
- Aaaaaaaaaah
Page 17
- Ah! It's stopped... Now's my chance to escape!
- Starting it up again!
- Aaaaaaaaaah! You old hag, don't start it again!
- Later, I retaliated with the same attack on my mom, and the bidet war began.
- Aaaaaah! You old hag... Oh no!
- Baba... Azzonto! Ah!
- It continued until both our butts reached their absolute limits.
Page 18
- Virus
- Hey mom... the computer's broken...
- What happened? Did you get angry over a death penalty in an online game and punch the screen?
- Wow, you know a lot about online games... No, I didn't do anything, but it's broken...
- It can't break on its own! Show it to me!
- No way, I really don't want to.
- If you don't show me, you'll lose your allowance for six months.
- That's even worse, I'll show you.
- So this is what happened.
- Okay!! I looked at a naughty site!!
- What kind?
- Some sketchy foreign one!!
Page 19
- Back in middle school, we used a certain word to get through conversations.
- Got it! That thing!
- I admired how grown-up it seemed.
- Mom, can you do that thing today?
- That thing!? What is it!? Death!?
- Death...!? No, not that! The other thing!
- After a few days of confusing Mom like this...
- Please take care of that thing!
- Got it, leave it to me!
- !?
- Whoa...!! She finally understood what I meant!
- Huh!?
- By that thing, you mean the stuff in your room, right? I'll take care of all of it...
- What are you talking about?
- And don't worry, I'll handle the hidden stuff in your room too!
- Tell me what you mean by 'that thing,' old hag!
- After this day, we stopped using 'that thing' in conversations.
Page 20
- Nail Art
- Mom, I'm thinking of trying nail art.
- Hey! How about I draw something for you?
- Don't be silly! If your drawing ends up on my nails, I'll end it all!
- You don't have to go that far...
- Speaking of which, you tried nail art before it was even a trend!
- Huh!? What!?
- I didn't do that! I'm not a girl!
- You did it back in middle school, didn't you!?
- I did it!!
Page 21
- Rebellious Phase
- Cool
- I once declared my rebellious phase, inspired by my cool friends.
- A rebellious phase, huh!? Well, it can't be helped!
- Then I'll have a rebellious phase too!
- What!?
- Hey, old hag! For my lunch,
- Make it meat! I want meat!
- No wayyy!! I don't wannaaa!! I don't want to make lunch!
- Eek...
- Huh!? What is it, you brat?
- There's no food for you, punk!! Drashuu!!
- I'm sorry, Mom... I'll be a good kid, so let's both stop this rebellious phase...
- Alright!!
- And so, my rebellious phase ended in just one day.
Page 22
- Hey, can you show me how to block someone on Twitter?
- Huh? Is there someone you want to block?
- Yeah... there's someone hitting on me!
- Someone's hitting on you!? Haha, no way! It's probably just spam!
- Just take a look!
- Alright, right away.
- Whoa.
- I was thinking maybe we could have a meal together sometime.
- I really hope you consider it.
- Wow, they really are hitting on you.
- And they're actually one of your frequent followers.
Page 23
- Gaming with Mom
- Recently, Mom's been playing games on the PS4.
- What kind of games do you want to try?
- The kind where you shoot people!
- The way you say that...
- So I let her try a team-based FPS...
- Whoa... there's someone trash-talking on voice chat.
- Hey, you suck!
- Mom, just ignore those kinds of people...
- I'm talking to you, idiot!
- What the heck? Calling me an idiot out of nowhere?
- Do you think it's okay to say anything just because you can't be seen? How old are you? I'm telling your school!
- She gave a "mom lecture" to the trash-talker.
- Is it good to insult strangers?
- Now, apologize!
- I'm really sorry...
- Seeing her get an apology in minutes made me realize how strong she is.
Page 24
- Mom and Trash Talk
- Mom continues to practice various games.
- I got spawn killed!
- I can clearly see you're getting better.
- And then...
- Whoa, another trash-talking message.
- Just ignore this one, Mom!
- Too bad! I'm going to reply!
- Whoa, it's a letter from Mom!
- See? No matter how rude they are, they're still people, so if you talk to them, they'll understand.
- Sorry about that.
- I really think you're amazing.
Page 25
- Mom and Trash Talk Part 2
- The person who sent it has changed their ways.
- I made them change.
- It's how you say it.
- Uh... oh, wait a minute! Before we start...
- Look, you've got a message!
- What!? It's that trash talker from before. Did they send more trash talk?
- What are you talking about? He's a good kid now!
- Wow, you two are getting along. That's kind of childish.
- While you were away, we became friends and even planned to play together today!
- What's with your social skills? Don't make friends using my ID!
Page 26
- Mom and Minecraft
- Mom wants to play something other than FPS games
- I'm tired of all the shooting! I want to play a peaceful game!
- Is that a statement from a psychopath or something?
- A peaceful game... how about this? "Minecraft"
- Is it about killing with landmines?
- No, it's not.
- Oh... is it on a smartphone? What's the game like?
- Well... you gather materials and build houses... it's pretty open-ended.
- Can you burn down houses?
- I'll give it a try then!
- Yeah, sure (you can burn houses, but I'll keep quiet about that).
- So? How do you switch weapons? How do you change ammo? Where's the respawn point and base? Is it a capture mission?
- It's not that kind of game.
- First, we need a torch, so we cut down some trees...
- I see!! So it's about gathering materials.
- I got spawn-killed!! Where's the other team?
- I told you, it's not that kind of game.
- The day when you build your house is still far off!!
Page 27
- Mom makes her official in-game voice chat debut
- I'm nervous!!
- Greetings... Well, Japan doesn't respond.
- Hello!! I'm Reiko ●●!! My hobby is drawing!! I'm new to this game!! I'll try my best to get lots of kills!!
- I'll try not to be a bother, so please be kind!!
- 〉Self-introduction
- Hahaha, this has to be a live stream, right? Haha
- What is it?
- See, they totally think it's a joke.
- ...? Yeah, it's a live stream!
- Oh man, hahaha, where is it being streamed!?
- Huh? On NHK or something?
- Hey, hey, hey, don't lie.
Page 28
- Mother and the List
- Every time she plays games, she comes over.
- Today, we're making traps!!
- I think you should stop abbreviating Minecraft like that.
- You play a lot of FPS games, so why not get a PS4? Should I just buy you one?
- That would be awesome!! So, could you transfer 250,000 yen to my account?
- What else are you planning to buy besides a PS4?
- By the way, add the PS4 to your Amazon wishlist!!
- I'm sure there are fans who would send you more than just traffic cones!!
- Shut up! But all I get are traffic cones.
- And sometimes cow dung.
- Gross!
Page 29
- Mother and Minecraft Part 2
- Teaching mom how to play Minecraft
- So, I put the iron here, right?
- That's not iron, it's wood.
- Okay!! I placed the iron.
- That's not iron, it's wood.
- Oh!! I made a sword!! That's amazing!!
- Alright, looking good.
- Now if monsters show up... Ouch!
- Now if monst... Ouch, wait, Mom, hold on!
- With the current settings, it hurts other players too... Ouch, wait, Mom!
- With these settings, I get hit too... Ouch, Mom... Hey, you old lady... hey!!
- You're... you're trying to kill me, old lady.
- I did it!! My first kill!!
- You should just go back to the FPS world.
- I can't get any building done.
- Next time, the old lady's first encounter with "him"!!
Page 30
- Mother and the Tyrant
- She's still playing FPS with the guy who sends abusive messages.
- There's an enemy!! I'm dead!!
- Whoa, did you just tell me to die?
- And the message exchange after the game continues.
- You have to teach them right from wrong!!
- But sometimes you tell me to die...
- Shut up!! Die!!
- If you say it properly, they'll understand.
- Oh... somehow that feels heartwarming...
- But unfortunately, I'm not your mom.
- I'm someone else.
- Yeah, sorry about that.
- That's sad, stop it.
Page 31
- Mom and Minecraft, Part 3
- An unexpected LINE message from Mom
- Whaaaat?! Are you okay, Mom?!
- It's just Minecraft.
- Apparently, she slipped while exploring (but managed to save herself by falling into water).
- All I see is despair.
- Wow, you fell into quite a place.
- But I'm glad nothing serious happened in real life...
- What are you talking about? It's bad enough! Look at the situation!
- If you die here and lose all your items, it's as good as dying in real life!
- Stop mixing up the game with reality.
- There's a technique for situations like this... You jump and place blocks under you to climb up.
- I see!! Like this!!
- Almost at the surface, but I better not fall...
- Waaaaaah! Mom!
- Collect all the items and bring them back!
- After this, he had to collect all the remains.
- ◆ When moving at high places, crouch! (You won't fall while crouching)
Page 32
- Personal Information
- First game streaming session with Mom
- Alright... Are we ready to start?
- Is there anything we shouldn't say? Like death threats or something.
- Death threats are definitely a no-go.
- Well, we can add beep sounds during editing later, so don't worry too much about it.
- Got it!! Understood!!
- Alright, let's start!!
- Hello everyone!
- The first girl I liked in elementary school was...
- Hey, cut it out, Mom!
- I was hooked and kept watching (the show).
- Enjoy the commentary full of beep sounds!!
- Focus on the game commentary.
Page 33
- Foul language
- When playing FPS games, it's hard not to...
- Oh, crap!!
- What the heck is this guy?
- Soliloquies can get rough, but this time it's about Mom.
- When she first started playing FPS games
- Oh no, I got hit!!
- That's death for you!!
- As she got used to FPS games
- Alright, I died, what was that?
- No grenades from there, seriously, what is this... huh?
- Take that... huh?! Why didn't that kill?!
- Whoa~~~ something really
- Aaaaah!? My aim sucks!
- She's starting to sound like a real FPS player~~
Page 34
- A message like this arrived just before the summer comic convention.
- Whoa--- Grandma's made an appearance!
- Mother was extremely pleased.
- I never imagined my character would go public, and someone would cosplay as it!
- Life's full of surprises, isn't it? Grandma's so happy!
- And so, the day of the summer comic convention arrived.
- Mother
- I have no idea what's going on.
- Grandma encountered someone cosplaying as Grandma.
- ...That was fine, but later on, she got so excited she started telling all her friends.
- Mom, aren't you tired lately...?
- It's true, so I'm fine...
Page 35
- She borrowed her wife's PlayStation 4 for her mother.
- They played 'Dead by Daylight' together, both as survivors.
- Right after the game started.
- Alright... It's better if we stick together. Let's meet up if we can.
- I found you, honey!!
- Really!? Come over!!
- I'm here!! Let's escape together!!
- Ahh, don't come this way while you're being chased, Grandma!!
- Don't worry!! We'll survive together!! Here, take this.
- Ahhhhh, don't drop the board right in front of me!
Page 36
- The gate's open!! Let's escape!!
- You better remember this.
- Even in cooperative games, Mother manages to indirectly get him killed.
Page 37
- Mother's identity was revealed.
- At the health gym Mother attends.
- Hey!! You play games!?
- What kind of games?
- Well, a bit... Right now I'm playing...
- Minecraft, because building is fun.
- Oh, that's awesome.
- And I enjoy shooting people, so I play a bit of FPS games too!!
- Seriously? That's psychopathic... By the way,
- Do you happen to know Yashiro Azuki?
- ...Minecraft? FP...S...? What...?
- Huh!?
- I have no idea what's going on, I just blanked out!! I can't even remember my own name.
- Grandma was caught off guard and blanked out when her identity was revealed.
- You... blanked out just like that!?
Page 38
- Mother and Spider-Man
- I let Mom try out Spider-Man since she was interested in it on Twitter.
- Yes, yes, and then you move like this...
- This is exhilarating! Can you take down people in this game?
- Uh... of course, you can knock down the bad guys.
- No, no! I want to take down these innocent bystanders!
- Hey, Spider-Man!
- Why... the innocent citizens!?
- There's no particular reason for sacrificing the good citizens.
- What!? You can't take them down!? What's the deal!!
- Hey, Spider-Man!
- You can't take them down... stop... stop it.
- Stop shooting webs endlessly, it's pitiful.
- After that, I let Mom play Grand Theft Auto, and she was satisfied.
- This is awesome! This is the kind of game I wanted to play!
- Hey, give me your car!
- I realized peaceful games are no longer an option.
Page 39
- Real-life rage
- Whaaaaat!? You planted a carnivorous plant in Mom's pot!
- Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
- A year ago, I got married and moved out.
- Alright!! Now I can live freely without getting scolded.
- I can tweet whatever I want now!!
- But I'm getting ratted out on Mom's account.
- The place where I get scolded just shifted from real life to online.
- There's no freedom.
- Nothing really changed.
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