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やしろあずきがインターネットで描いている漫画をまとめてこう…こうしてこうやってまとめたお得なまとめ本です！
Dialogue in this work
Page 1
- Takkun's mom gives a stern lecture to a kid trash-talking in GTA Online and shuts him up...
- You should give them a piece of your mind too!
- Uh... Me...? Will it even matter...?
- Uh... um, okay... well, um...
- Hey, you guys...!! Shut up and play this game when you're 18...!!
- Who is this guy? You're just a kid too.
- Shut up, you idiot!
- Wow, that didn't work at all... I guess only Mom's words have any effect...
- Tak-kun!! Hey!! How long are you going to stay up?!
- You're just playing games every day without going to school, Tak-kun!
- Why?
Page 2
- And just like that, I was suddenly betrayed by my mom.
- Tak-kun, you got scolded by your mom, haha!
- That's so lame, Tak-kun, lol.
- Tak-kun, go to school~
- I lost all respect in GTA Online.
Page 3
- Interference tactics.
- Back in my childhood, playing games at home with friends.
- Yes! I finished first!
- Woohoo!!
- My mom often interfered with our games.
- Here comes your mom.
- Oh crap, the old lady's here.
- She didn't even bring snacks, just herself!
- What's up with your mom?
- Time passes, and now...
- Alright, got the RAD Away... Now I'm safe...
- ...Huh? Mom, what are you doing with my phone...?
- I kept entering the wrong password on your phone and locked it! Isn't that amazing?!
- Annoyance technique number one.
- That's quite the advanced way of interfering.
Page 4
- Hometown.
- Livedoor Blog 2018.
- Wow, the trophy is shaped like a traffic cone, awesome!
- That's great! Let's take it to the pawn shop!
- Won the Grand Prize!!
- Don't try to sell it.
- I really have to thank Mom too... for all the material...
- Hmph!!
- What are you saying? You're not grateful enough!
- Before providing material and all that, I...
- ...brought you into this world!!
- That's true...
- I came into this world from there...!!
Page 5
- Warrior tribe.
- Mom said she wants to play Fallout 76.
- Wow, so this is Appalachia!
- Reminds me of my hometown!
- I lent her my wife's account.
- By the way, what's with your character? It's awful!
- I just made it randomly and it turned out like this.
- On closer look, it resembles you! Amazing!
- That's not something a parent should say.
- Anyway... I invited you to the team, so join!
- Once you're in, we can't hurt each other, and it's safer.
- Oh... no way!!
- Huh?
- Even if it means cutting family ties...
- I will never join the team...!!
- This woman... she's out to get me...
Page 6
- We filmed a scene where I cooked for the family.
- Alright...!! Let's do this...!!
- If anyone gets food poisoning, you'll pay for it forever.
- Mom was in charge of giving me advice.
- Okay, first peel the potatoes...
- I did it already!
- You adjust the stove's flame!
- The stove's flame...
- Put the shirataki in the pot...!!
- Done! Adjust the stove's flame!
- Make the sauce...
- It's done!!
- You... the stove!!
- Me... the stove!?
- And that's how I...
- Became great at adjusting the stove's flame.
Page 7
- Since she finally got an iPhone 8...
- Press here twice, then use fingerprint recognition...
- Got it!!
- I taught her how to use Quick Pay for electronic payments.
- So!! What do I say to the clerk when I use this?
- Oh, that's simple...
- Just say to the clerk... 'Quick Draw... Go!!'
- What? That's so lame.
- It's not lame!! Besides, you can say it quietly.
- Alright, here goes... Quick Draw... Go!!
- What?
Page 9
- Tongue Dictionary
- We've laid everything bare, so there's hardly anything we hide from each other, right?
- Oh... but Mom does have secrets!!
- What!? What are you talking about?
- Remember when you were little and some strange guy was wandering around our yard?
- Whoa... Mom, you mean the strange guy, or 'Stranger-san,' in the yard...!!
- What!? Don't shorten everything!!
- Oh yeah, I remember that...
- It turned out to be one of your pranks, didn't it?
- That 'Stranger-san' was actually a relative of mine! I had him walk around to scare you!
- I let him stay for five hours.
- Five hours!?
- Yeah, I never told you to avoid scaring you, but...
- I didn't know him at all either.
Page 10
- I even called the police.
Page 11
- Yes! Super Smash Bros is out!!!
- Time to battle online with friends!
- Let's see, create a room... like this... oh, someone joined already...
- ...Huh? This friend's name seems familiar...
- How's it going?
- Waaaaaah!
- Darn it... whatever, winning makes me right! Let's fight fair and square...
- Huh? The TV screen just went off... hey, what's going on!?
Page 12
- I turned off the TV with the B button!
- Moooom! Don't interfere from outside the game!
- Battle Body
Page 13
- The Ticket Gate Trap
- Opamaa! Ambitious!
- My son forgot to charge his card and got stuck at the gate!
- How embarrassing! Even if you're stuck, you should stay calm!
- Huh...? What do you mean, stay calm...?
- What should I do...?
- First, when you get stuck, don't panic. Stay calm and react.
- Oh my! You're stuck!
- Then, to the people behind you...
- I'm stuck! I left home with a thousand yen on my card, but I forgot I used it at a convenience store!
- I totally forgot! So my balance dropped to about 800 yen! What a mess!
Page 14
- By calmly explaining, people will think, 'Oh, they didn't get stuck carelessly.'
- It was a bit shocking at first, but it doesn't hurt at all now!
- Uh... right... if you say so...
- No, they'd just think I'm suspicious.
- Mother's Wisdom
Page 15
- Ah, I haven't looked up any info on the new Dead by Daylight killer yet... I should.
- Oh, I know all about that stuff!
- Really? Where'd you get that info?
- From 2channel! 2ch!! (Not 5ch)
- What!? Like, from summaries or something?
- From the current threads on the original site.
- The original site's current threads!?!
- By the way, it was being led by Ruha!
- It was!?
- Wow... so you even know 2ch lingo?
- 2ch lingo, huh... I can use it! Yesterday, I went to the local Yoshinoya, and there were a ton of people.
- Hey, you guys!! Dinner's ready. Gather in the living room!
- That's not officially 2ch lingo.
Page 16
- Online, Grand Theft Auto is notorious for its rampant abusive language and poor community conduct.
- Hey, you! I'm gonna come to your place and kill you, you idiot!
- I play it occasionally.
- Recently, a new technique was developed using voice chat to calm down abusive language.
- Ahh, I'm seriously gonna set your house on fire, you punk!
- If you keep messing around, I'll bring my senior over, you hear?
- ...Around that age, you know...
- It's a time when they're influenced by manga and the tough kids around them, trying to act tough, but in front of their school or parents, they don't want to stand out.
- They don't show it, but they harbor an idealized "dangerous me" inside, which leads them to use abusive language in games.
- Sharing insights from real parenting experiences can surprisingly reduce abusive language.
- But generally, they're kind-hearted kids who are nice to their parents and friends.
- ...
- Listening to this is starting to get to me too.
Page 17
- Followers
- Went for a fortune-telling session as part of a work project, and after some predictions...
- I'm a sole proprietor, but...
- Is there anything I should do moving forward?
- This was when I hoped to get some work-related advice from the fortune teller.
- First of all, you're greatly supported by your family, so keep getting along well with them.
- That's true... I'll keep that in mind.
- And you see... at home, there's something... like, uh, corn? It's something you should accept as part of your destiny.
- It's good for you, and you should embrace it as part of your fate... Pffft, haha.
- I see, I see~~~
- You're a follower, aren't you~~?
Page 18
- Erotic
- Alright, let's play Mario Kart as a family today!
- I'm so tired.
- But the game boxes these days are so small.
- Back then, the boxes for those, um, adult games you had in your room were huge!
- Why were those adult game boxes so big?
- Aaaaarghhhh!!
- Let me explain, Yashiro was caught by his mom with an adult game box and tried to pass it off as 'sewing supplies' with a lame excuse.
- Sewing!? Like an anime about sewing supplies? Really? Haha!
- Just die.
- Why are those adult game boxes so big!? Come on, answer me! Why are they so big!?
- I don't know much about adult games, so enlighten me!
Page 19
- No way... there are bonuses and stuff included!
- Oh really!! Is that so, dear wife?!
- I have no idea...
- The bonuses are for real.
- Don't put it on your wife.
Page 20
- It's the stamp from hell.
- What are we doing today? Smash Bros? Minecraft?
- It's a killing spree!!
- Are you a cold-blooded assassin or what?
- We can play Minecraft at home, Smash Bros sounds better!!
- Huh!? I didn't take any pictures!! Are you mocking me?!
- N-No, I'm not mocking you...
- But you've taken over 20 pictures of people's faces today... Tell me what you're planning to do with them...
- I guess I have to tell you!! I'm planning to make LINE stickers!!
- Ah, LINE stickers, I see... makes sense...
- Wait, what did you say you were making, old lady?
- LINE stickers with your face.
- Absolutely not, stop it!
Page 21
- An eye for an eye.
- A story from when relatives' kids visited from Hokkaido.
- Shut up, I'm fine with trash talk!!
- Oh!! A trash-talking kid, huh?!
- Then let's play a game together, shall we?!
- Oh!! Let's do it!! Awesome!!
- ...
- Whaaaaaat!! You fool!! I'm building here!! Aaaah!
- Read the room and don't kill me there!! You idiot!! Gah!!
- You insta-killed me... Should I bury your house in the garden?! Aaaahh!?
- Don't mess with me, you fool... tomato... bell pepper... youuuuu!!
Page 22
- Auntie... let's... let's stop this...
- If you stop, then I'll stop too.
- Yeah... I'll stop...
- Seems like they stopped.
- Known for her reputation.
Page 23
- When Mom first attended Comiket.
- There are so many different cosplays!!
- An old lady cosplay.
- Amazed by the variety of cosplays.
- ...So this winter, I think I'll try cosplaying too!!
- Are you serious? And what's with that phrasing?
- Absolutely serious!! I'm planning to cosplay as the "Mother who just stares."
- J-Just stares...? What's that...?
- And you'll be... the "Son who swings a Sephiroth doll in front of his mother."
- No way, I absolutely refuse!
Page 24
- Auto-lock
- When Mom comes over and unlocks the door,
- Hello, who is it...
- Stop with the fake Chinese!!
- She almost always jokes around.
- But one time, she was unusually quiet when she came over.
- Is she being quiet because there are strangers around...!!
- Ah... welcome to the "Organization"... Since you're here, you must be a "Death Demon" too...?
- If you're with the "Organization," we can enhance your Death Demon skills to become a true Dark Death...
- No, wait... behind you...
- What are you saying, as a member of the "Darkness," you must...
- Damn it... you better be ready...
- I'm not a Death Demon!!
- It was the first time in a while that he won against his mom.
- He got beaten up afterwards.
Page 25
- Actually, he didn't.
- Previously, a message from Miya-P of the Livedoor Blog said,
- If your blog hits 10 million views, you can do any project you like with your family.
- That's what Mom responded...
- And now, in December, they're about to hit 10 million views!!
- Miya-P said skydiving is confirmed!!
- Kyeeeeiiii Akiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
- Skydiving, what?! Mom, you never mentioned anything like that!!
- Oh... you're being sneaky.
- I remember you said we'd go hunt oil barons with 10 million views!!
- Hunt oil barons!? Stop telling such bad lies!! Give it up!!
- If it comes to this, I'll just infect a throwaway Twitter account with viruses
- and claim I got tricked into buying weird info products to tank the page views...!!
- Don't seriously try to sabotage us like that.
Page 26
- The best parent ever
- Mom during my middle and high school days
- What, you're going to Comiket again at the end of the year?
- Yeah, well... I'm going.
- Sink into the soil of Ariake!!
- Ah... into the soil of Ariake...?
- Mom now
- Hoooraaaaah!! It's Comiket time!!!!
- Have you prepared the menu!? Got the change ready before the bank closes, and made the end-of-the-line and mid-line signs?
- Fill out the sample book labels now!! And make a checklist to ensure nothing is forgotten!!
- What is she... she's the best...
- Count it beforehand
- A mom whose hobbies align more with her son's as she ages
Page 27
- A legendary line.
- When we go out to eat as a family, it's usually on my dime.
- I'll take care of it this time!
- I'll pay for everyone today!
- But often, my mom insists on treating us...
- When I pay, she always looks so guilty.
- I feel bad... let me chip in a little.
- Oh, really... then all I can offer is some phlegm.
- Ph... phlegm...? No, that's okay, really...
- Come on... thanks to you, I'm able to do what I do, so don't worry about it.
- You could at least say that much.
- Oh, really...!! Then let me say this.
- It's time for some filial piety.
- Get the cash ready.
- Could you be a bit more subtle?
Page 28
- The system's barrier.
- I used to be quite a complicated person.
- God slayer.
- I think I caused my mom a lot of trouble...
- ...I feel like I was a real burden back then.
- How did you see me as your child during those times?
- Well, you know...
- During your middle and high school years, I was really at a loss, thinking it might be best to aim from N to R.
- But with the help of others and your own efforts,
- you didn't give up on your dreams and kept pushing forward, growing together as a family.
- Breaking through the system's barriers and aiming for UR is the beauty of life!
Page 29
- I think you're saying something really great,
- but don't use gacha games as an example.
Page 30
- The followers' civility.
- Mom seems to be getting tired of violent games.
- I've been playing too many murder games lately, and it's making me unstable! I want to play peaceful games!!
- So I asked on Twitter for peaceful game suggestions,
- and everyone shared their ideas! I'm so happy!
- Oh~ what kind of games?
- Well... there's Armored "Askyrim, Yakuza... and also... Assassin's Creed...
- Also, Dark Souls is supposed to be easy to control and has a world similar to Minecraft, which sounds good!
- Don't you guys go fooling my mom like that.
- And then there's Call of... Duty?
- That's another murder game, no way!
Page 31
- The scariest car ever.
- There was a time when I was totally obsessed with mini 4WD cars as a kid.
- Have you done your homework yet!?
- Leave me alone! I'm a racing brother!
- I was goofing off without doing my homework.
- But eventually, my mom's patience ran out...
- Mom! You hid my mini 4WD, didn't you!?
- I was going to meet up with my friends...
- Quiet! I'll bury it! I didn't hide it!
- I just attached the head of that broken Japanese doll you wrecked to it!
- Why would you do that?
- And so, I went to meet my friends with a mini 4WD that had a doll's head on it.
- Go, go, go!
- Whoa, what the heck!
- That's terrifying!
- The place turned into a scene of chaos and horror.
- Ahhhh!
Page 32
- My mom came to try out VR for the first time.
- Now I can become one of those trendy V-Tubers!
- Let's try a relatively peaceful game where you can just experience things.
- Alright! It's starting! Where do I change weapons and shoot?
- And how do I aim? Can I adjust the sensitivity?
- Were you listening to the game instructions?
- This game progresses automatically... Oh, look, something's coming!
- Ahhh! It's a shark!
- Haha, most people get surprised here...
- That shark...
- Bam! Take that!
Page 33
- It's no use... she's beyond help...
- Do I win the game if I defeat this shark?
- Your attacks aren't hitting.
- I should've let her play a simple shooting game...
Page 34
- A dark conversation.
- Having a meal at a café with a gamer relative and my mom.
- Wow, VR Skyrim is really amazing!
- Oh, yeah.
- The conversation naturally turned to our recent VR game obsession.
- So, does it actually feel like you're cutting someone?
- No, there's no vibration, so not really, but the reactions are super realistic!
- Last night, I broke into someone's house and stole their stuff.
- Uh... guys, maybe we should...
- Uh...
- Oh, nice! And then what happened?
- I picked up an axe and smashed the head of a sleeping resident.
- Seriously, you'll get reported for that. Keep those conversations at home, guys.
Page 35
- Granny Soul!
- Hey, I asked my followers for a fun and peaceful game suggestion!
- I've finally decided on a game to play!
- Oh, what is it? Animal Crossing? Harvest Moon?
- Dark Souls.
- Why?
- I did my research! It's like a slightly challenging 3D Mario, right?
- It's quite different.
- I can beat the original Mario 2, so I'm fine!
- Seriously...!? That's impressive, but it's really different.
- Enough with the nitpicking!
- Granny's Dark Souls adventure, start!
- Silence and offer your humanity!
- Why do you pick up those phrases so quickly?
Page 36
- Lately, when I help my mom, she...
- Tee tee tee~~ 100 points~~!
- Let me carry your bags.
- ...she says things like that.
- Wha... What?
- What? It's filial piety points!
- Filial piety points...?
- Once you save up enough, you can take me on an overseas trip!
- Oh, I'm the one taking you, huh?
- Is there any other benefit for me?
- What! You're so greedy!
- Okay, in the distant future, I won't curse at you during care!
- Don't say stupid things, granny!
- Oh, you called me stupid! That's an insult! 9999 unfilial points!
- What exactly are unfilial points?
- For every point, you die once!
- I died 9999 times.
Page 37
- Mystery puzzle!
- A few years ago, a terribly lame photo I took on Amami Oshima...
- Let's take a photo that looks highbrow!
- I uploaded it to Twitter...
- A few days later...
- I just got back from the convenience store~
- You're late!!
- I've already destroyed about three villages!
- Oh, by the way! While you were gone, a package arrived for you from a fan!
- What, more corn? Damn it!
- No, it's different.
- It's a puzzle!
- A puzzle of your lame photo.
Page 38
- ????
- ...A puzzle?
- A puzzle!
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