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やしろあずきがインターネットで描いている漫画をまとめてこう…こうしてこうやってまとめたお得なまとめ本です！
Dialogue in this work
Page 1
- How to Motivate Someone to Do Their Homework
- When I Was a Kid
- Ugh, this math drill is such a pain...
- A god-tier game
- Maybe I'll just quit for now and play some Super Mario RPG...
- DODOODOODOODOODOODOOF
- Whoa! What is it, Mom?
- It's time for the hellish mini-game!! Dodoof!
Page 2
- Right now, Deathman is slowly climbing the stairs to your room! Scary, isn't it?!
- Deathman?!
- But! For every math problem you solve, Deathman will go down one step!!
- In other words, if you don't try your best and solve the drill, Deathman will reach the top of the stairs... and you will die.
- I'll die?!
- You'll die a rather gruesome death.
- Gruesome?! N-No way!
Page 3
- There's no way Deathman is actually coming...
- HE'S COMING UP.
Page 4
- Oh... Oh crap! I gotta solve this fast...!!
- You solved one problem.
- See? He went down one step. But he'll start coming back up again soon!!
- AAAAAAAAAAH THIS IS BAD, THIS IS BAD, THIS IS BAD!
- Adding a mini-game element to anything is a very effective technique against children.
- Alright, another one solved.
- The role of Deathman was played by Yashiro Azuki's grandmother.
- Going up and down these stairs is rough...
Page 5
- Hell's Punishment for Me Breaking a Promise
- When I was a kid, I had a curfew.
- I'm home... Eek! Scary!!
- You're late!!
- There was a time when I kept coming home late, making detours on my way back from cram school.
- Honestly... If this is how it's going to be, we need a penalty for breaking curfew!!
- A p-penalty?
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- That's right... If you're late for curfew, by the time you get back...
- I'm going to print out your PC's browser history and paste it all over the living room wall!!
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- I'm home!! I'm safe...!!
- That was a close one!! I was already printing it!!
- I started obeying my curfew.
- That was close.
Page 7
- How to Deal With a Rebellious Child
- There was a time when Yashiro went through a rebellious phase.
- Alright! I'm gonna be rebellious now!
- I'm so... full of rebellious spirit! I'm not gonna do my homework, and at night I'm gonna... stay up late!
- Oh dear, a rebellious phase, is it?! I guess I have no choice but to kill you!!
- Huh...? Wouldn't it be better to just ignore him...?
- No way!!
Page 8
- I rebelled against my parents when I was a kid, but I will absolutely not tolerate my own child rebelling against me.
- So childish.
- ...That's it!!
- If my son is going to have a rebellious phase, then why don't I have one too?!
Page 9
- A Few Hours Later
- RAAAAGH!
- I'm home, raaagh! Food! Gimme some food, raaagh!
- What is it, you idiot?! There's no food for you, you moron!!
- Go to bed on your own!!
- Whaaat?!
Page 10
- Cooking, chores, cleaning, taking care of you... all of it!
- I'm not doin' any of it! I don't caaare!
- Wha... No... I'm sorry. I was... just being a kid...
- I'm hungry.
- I don't wanna!
- His rebellious phase was over.
Page 11
- The Story of the "Stamp Card" My Mom Made
- Ugh... damn it... I have no motivation to do my homework...
- For my idiot son like that, I...
- ...made a stamp card!!
- Wh-What's that?!
- Every time you do one piece of homework or one chore, you get a stamp.
- Whoa!! What happens when I fill up the whole thing?!
Page 12
- When you collect all the stamps...
- You get a new... and different-colored... stamp card, absolutely free!!
- WHOA, AMAZING!! I WANT IT!! I'M GONNA WORK SO HARD ON MY HOMEWORK!!
- After the fifth card, you get a gold one!!
- It wasn't until I was in the upper grades of elementary school that I realized I gained absolutely nothing from this stamp card.
- I WAAAAANT IIIIIT! A GOLD ONE!
Page 13
- Sizing Up Friends After Getting Report Cards
- An event that happened at the end of every term back in elementary school.
- At Yashiro's local school, they were called "Ayumi."
- Handing out report cards.
- At this event, which was guaranteed to happen at the end of the term, a certain hierarchy among classmates...
- Okay, Yashiro, you're next.
- ...would become clear.
Page 14
- Those who could confidently show their report cards to each other.
- All top marks again. It was a breeze.
- Same here...
- The Genius Group
- The Guarded Group, who try to avoid revealing their own information.
- So, how'd you do...? I was, well... you know.
- No, you first! C'mon, that thing... show me!
Page 15
- The Idiot Group, who try to erase the very memory of having received a report card.
- Alright, let's head home.
- Wanna go catch some pill bugs on the way home?
- And the ones that Idiot Group needs to be most wary of are...
- Hey, hey, lemme see your report card, c'mon!
- ...the 'Prying Group,' who just have to see everyone else's report cards.
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- The worst part about this Prying Group is that if they see your report card and your grades are worse than theirs...
- Hmm... so that's how it is. Thanks for showing me.
- Oh, wanna see mine?
- ...they'll proudly show you their own report card.
- But if the other person's grades are better, they'll go home without showing theirs.
- Hmm, thanks. Well, I'm heading out.
- Hey, wait, you bastard!
Page 17
- How to Avoid Showing Your Parents Your Report Card
- One of the scariest events of my childhood...
- Ugh, my grades are pretty bad this time...
- What should I do about this...
- Don't worry!!
- ...was the day I had to show my report card to my parents.
- U-Uchiyamada!
- It's scary because your parents stare at your report card... So, you just have to turn the tables and 'not let them stare at it'!
- The class genius, Uchiyamada.
- And besides, you can easily change the numbers with just a little touch-up.
- No way?!
Page 18
- For example, take this 3...
- 3
- Like this!!
- WHOOOOOOOA! YOU'RE AMAZING, UCHIYAMADA!
- W-With this, if I just show them the report card really quickly, they probably won't notice...
- No way, you'll definitely get caught.
- No way, you'll definitely get caught.
- Indeed... The idea is to just give them a quick flash of it...!!
- Alright!!
Page 19
- After Getting Home
- Okay, Mom, I got my report card, so I'll show it to you.
- And... that's it.
- I couldn't see it!! Show it to me properly!!
- Whoa, don't look at it so closely!
- If you look at it too closely, it'll explode!
- It won't explode.
Page 20
- Don't Scribble on Your Report Card
- B-But Uchiyamada said...
- Don't blame other people.
- The next day, Uchiyamada was absent from school. Yamaoka survived.
Page 21
- How to Make Someone Throw Away Their Trash Properly
- Yashiro's mother...
- ...is an extreme neat freak.
- So, when Yashiro was young, she would secretly and immediately dispose of anything he threw on the floor.
- Hey, man, is it okay to just throw trash on the floor?
- Excellent, my friend!! Now he'll realize his mother has been picking up after him and reflect on his actions...
- Huh?
Page 22
- Nah, man... at my house, it's different.
- If you leave trash on the floor, it disappears on its own.
- Seriously? That's awesome!
- No, no, no, no, no!
- A child's logic is terrifying!!
Page 23
- Taking this as an opportunity, his mother stopped throwing away her son's trash...
- What's going on... My room feels like it's been messy lately...
- The trash won't disappear anymore.
- The truth is, there was a 'Limit Value' for how much trash could disappear from the floor on its own, and you've exceeded it!!
- What?! A Limit Value?!
- As a penalty, from now on, every time you throw away trash, your lifespan will decrease! It means death!! Death!!
Page 24
- What?! My lifespan... M-Mine?!
- Wrong.
- Wait... don't tell me it's Mom's...?!
- Wrong.
- Grandma's lifespan will decrease.
Page 25
- My lifespan is decreasing?!
- WAAAAAAAAH, NOOOO! Grandma, don't die!
Page 26
- Something Kids Hate: "The Dentist"
- That thing that's in the top 3 of things kids hate.
- Mom, where are we going today?
- Indeed!! It's lovely weather today!!
- She's not answering my question.
- Dentist
Page 27
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU IDIOOOOOOT!
- Absolutely not!
- It's the dentist.
- A child who absolutely refuses to go in vs. a parent who absolutely needs to make the appointment time... This classic standoff...
- Oh... the dentist...? It might look that way, but...
- The truth is... this isn't a dentist's office at all...
- ...can be seen all over the country, but the Yashiro family's mother uses her special move here.
Page 28
- Disneyland.
- Liar.
- A complete lie.
- But a child's brain, for better or worse, is simple.
- See! It's not a lie! Look at this stuffed animal!
Page 29
- He's completely fooled.
- It's Disneyland, but see, it's like a small shop version! Get in!
- Oh, I see! Yahoo! Let's go play!
- Welcome...
- DAMN IIIIIIIT!
Page 30
- When He Said He Didn't Want to Go to School
- That mysterious object that all elementary school boys, at one point or another, create by kneading eraser shavings.
- Hey, look! My kneaded eraser is awesome!
- I think I was obsessed with 'kneaded erasers' (the name might differ by region).
- Whoa, that's so cool!
- Yashiro was also crazily obsessed with them for a time.
- Grandma, you just used an eraser, right? Gimme the shavings! Shavings, shavings, shavings, shavings, shavings!
- Eek...
- Heaven help me...
Page 31
- What about your homework? You've been kneading that weird stuff all morning...
- Shut up, you old hag! There's a kneaded eraser tournament at school tomorrow!
- I'm going to pursue my dream of becoming the kneaded eraser world champion!
- Then what about school?
- Who needs that?! I'm gonna take on the world with my kneaded eraser, you moron!
Page 32
- The next day...
- Yo. I'm off to school.
- No! You don't have to go to school anymore, starting today!!
- I was so moved by your determination yesterday that I contacted a specialized kneaded eraser training academy in America!
- What?!
- And they said they'd accept you! So you'll be heading to America right away to live the kneaded eraser life!
Page 33
- Someone from the Kneaded Eraser Association is already at the door, so you're going straight to America!!
- Wait, what do you mean...?
- An artist's rendition.
- Don't worry, I'll tell your school and your friends. Goodbye!!
- S-Seriously...? Wait...
- No, I take it back! I don't wanna! I like it here... I like my home... I don't want to go!
- What about the kneaded erasers?
- I'll quit kneaded erasers.
- He quit kneaded erasers.
Page 34
- How I Get Home From the 'Land of Dreams'
- Around 8 PM at Disneyland...
- Ah, this brings back memories.
- You sometimes see kids crying their eyes out, refusing to go home.
- You used to be pretty terrible about it, too.
- Really...? How did you get me to go home?
Page 35
- Well, first you'd say you didn't want to go home yet.
- WAAAAAAAAH I DON'T WANNA GO HOOOOME!
- Tch.
- We're not going home! We're going to an attraction now!!
- They'd tell a convenient lie and lead you to the car...
- The next attraction is far away!!
- Let's get in the car and head over!!
- Yay!
Page 36
- Once you're in the car, we've won.
- Hey, hey, when's the next attraction...?
- Go to sleep!!
- You'd figure it out around our hometown, but by then it's too late.
- Hey, wait... I can see the Bay Bridge! Hey, what is this?!
- You tricked me! Turn back! Go back to Chiba!
- It's too late!! Go home and sleep!!
Page 37
- Wow... I was a pretty big idiot, wasn't I...?
- You were a total idiot!!
Page 38
- Running Away Isn't a Bad Thing
- Back when I tried to immediately quit a club I had just joined.
- This isn't fun at all, it's just painful. I want to quit right now.
- Then quit!!
- Seriously?!
- You don't look like you're having any fun!! Instead of forcing yourself to do something you're not suited for, go find something else!!
- If you're going to quit, the sooner the better!!
- W-Well... but I quit things pretty quickly, and I'm worried people will think I'm just running away all the time...
Page 39
- I don't think it's wrong to run away from things you hate!! Especially if you're not just running away thoughtlessly, but have a clear reason for it!!
- There are tons of people who ran away from something and found success elsewhere!!
- O-Okay... I'll quit.
- A few days after quitting the club.
- You spilled coke on my bag, didn't you... Get back here!
- Nope! You're the one who taught me it's okay to run away from things I don't like!!
Page 40
- When you've clearly done something wrong, don't run away! Apologize!
- Thanks to this advice, I was able to quit jobs and stuff right away.
- GYAAAH! My arm is stretching!
Page 41
- My Mother's Magical 'Gifted Education'
- When Yashiro was in elementary school, Harry Potter was published and became a huge boom.
- The best!
- Naturally, Yashiro got hooked too.
- He was always at home, chanting spells over and over.
- Expelliarmus! Lumos! Lumos!
- Do your homework.
- Shut up! I'm a wizard, raaagh!
Page 42
- Take this! Hiyah! Expelliarmus! There!
- C'mon, Mom, try casting a counter-spell!
- I get it!! So I'll really be affected by the spells you cast, right?!
- Yes, I will obey and be subservient in all things.
Page 43
- Alright, here I go... 'Do-Your-Homework-us'!!
- Whoaaaaa! My hands are moving on their own...!!
- Next up is 'Clean-Up-us'!!
- Yay! Being under a spell is fun!!
Page 44
- Then how about this... 'Tidy-Your-Room-us'!
- Alright, time to tidy up... Wait... hold on...
- Even if it's magic, there's no spell like that in Harry Potter...
- Mom, isn't this a little weird...?
- Avada Kedavra.
- She used the Dark Arts, and I died.
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